SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials)

SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials)

by Lotus Rose
SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials)

SinEaster (Twisted Holiday Specials)

by Lotus Rose

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Overview

Like a naughty Easter version of The Nightmare Before Christmas mixed with Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . .

 

Don't let her habit of constantly wearing bunny ears fool you. Charlee hates Easter. And she has good reason to.

 

So, on the day before her 18th birthday, she wasn't expecting to meet the Easter Bunny, a person-sized gummi egg, and a large toad. But that's what happens when she and two other teenagers are transported to Easter Land. Charlee ponders the teenage girl made out of gummi with huge boobs, and the teenage boy in a wheelchair with an overdeveloped upper body.

 

A black-clad princess informs them that they must compete to decide which of the three creatures will be the future egg deliverer. But a mysterious man tied to a dark holiday known as SinEaster is also aware of the teens' arrival.

 

Some say that in the days of prophesy, SinEaster will destroy Easter. Will Easter go on as usual, or will it be cancelled this year?

 

By the author of Malice in Wonderland and Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown.

 

Twisted Holiday Specials
SinEaster
Merry XXXmas, Charlee Frown
BlackHearts Day


Product Details

BN ID: 2940046251081
Publisher: Death Pout
Publication date: 02/25/2013
Series: Twisted Holiday Specials , #1
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: eBook
Sales rank: 466,823
File size: 277 KB

About the Author

Lotus, or Lotey, as he keeps trying to get people to call him, lives in Austin, an oasis in the heart of Texas.  He attended the University of Texas at Austin, where he learned that frat boys are lame.  He once watched a fraternity house burn down when they accidentally set their fake snow on fire after a party.  After college, rather than get a real job, he decided to become a writer.  He invented the corruptagram, a symbol he's trying to get banned in public schools.  He enjoys Newcastle Brown Ale and black metal with blastbeats. Lotus Rose is not a frat boy.


Here's a short poem he wrote:

O, shall I be like the lotus,
And bring you dark dreams and soft sighs?
Or shall I be like the rose is,
Sweet-scented and tempting your eyes?

For the unending sleep can seduce you,
To the world behind unseeing eyes.
And the beauty that beckons, then cuts you,
Is also the cruelest of lies.

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