Table of Contents
Introduction: The Girlie Girl's Guide to the Games xi
1 The Best White After Labor Day (Home Whites): Major League Baseball (MLB) 1
The Game 3
The Season 9
The Teams 14
Game Structure 17
Balls and Strikes 23
Chicks Dig the Long Ball: Hitting 27
Baserunning 32
Playing the Field 38
Pitching 42
History, Drama, Curses, and Legends 51
Who to Know in History: The Best of the Best 71
Stitches and Seams: Baseball Fashion 78
Do the Math 90
The Girlie Girl's Baseball Glossary 93
2 The Monday-Morning Quarterback Versus the Football Widow: The National Football League (NFL) 98
The Game 99
The Season 101
The Experience 105
Inside the Huddle 109
Basics to Know 118
Points 119
Overheard: Penalties 121
History 123
Drama: NFL Rivals 125
Historic NFL Games and Moments 127
The Best and Most Talked-About Players in History 133
NFL Draft Basics 136
The Other Leagues 138
Football Fashion and Fandom 139
The Girlie Girl's Football Glossary 145
3 The NBA Has a Dress Code; Why Shouldn't You? The National Basketball Association (NBA) 149
The Game 152
Offense 163
Defense 165
History of the Game 168
Decades and Dynasties: What to Know 175
Who to Know in History 176
Who to Know Now: Future Legends 180
Courtside Chic 181
The Girlie Girl's Basketball Glossary 188
4 Hockey and Heels: The National Hockey League (NHL) 194
The Game 196
The Skaters 203
Basic Rules to Know 205
Points and Standings 209
History and Drama 210
The NHL 213
The Miracle on Ice 217
Who to Know in History 218
NHL Trophies: End-of-the-Season Awards 222
Fashion and Fandom 223
The Girlie Girl's Hockey Glossary 225
5 College Football and College Basketball 228
College Football 228
College Football Versus the NFL 232
Divisions and Conferences 233
The BCS 236
The Polls 237
The Other Bowls 237
The Season 239
The Heisman Trophy 240
History of College Football 243
The Programs 244
Rivals and Drama 245
College Football Legends 249
College Football Traditions and Lore 251
Tailgating: College Football Edition 255
Fashion 257
College Basketball 259
College Basketball Versus the NBA 261
March Madness 262
Rivals 268
College Basketball Coaching Legends 270
The Game Experience 272
6 The World's Games 274
Tennis 275
The Game 275
The Grand Slams 280
Noteworthy Retired Players 281
Who to Know Now 284
Going to a Tennis Match 286
Tennis Terms to Know 289
Golf 290
The Course 291
Par 292
The Majors 293
Who to Know 294
Going to a Golf Tournament 296
Golf Terms to Know 299
Major League Soccer (MLS) 300
Nascar 301
7 Quick Guide: The Girlie Girl's Cheat Sheet for Information on the Fly 305
Acknowledgments 321
References and Suggested Reading 323