Table of Contents
Introduction xi
Chapter 1: Irish America . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
What is Irish America? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3
The Nonexistent Irish Vote . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
O’Bama . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 10
Tough Love . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 17
The US-Ireland Alliance . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 19
The American Ireland Fund—The First Order
of Business Is Always the Split . . . . . . . . . 20
Triage—What Ireland Can Do about Irish America . . 24
Chapter 2: The 2008 Presidential Campaign . . . . 29
The Clintons’ Enemies List . . . . . . . . . . . . . 29
The Irish Government, Caught between
Barack and a Hard Place . . . . . . . . . . . 42
Bill Clinton, a No-Show in Belfast . . . . . . . . . . 48
Payback . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 55
An Emerald That Wasn’t So Green . . . . . . . . . 60
Taxes and American Companies in Ireland . . . . . . 62
Chapter 3: Immigration Misinformation 67
Chapter 4: Bureaucrats . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 89
Pointless Reports and Conferences . . . . . . . . . 100
Certificates of Irishness . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 102
Farmleigh—Talk Shops
Universities
High School
“And I shall have some peace there”—the Aftermath of September 11
Chapter 5: In the Rough
Fintan Drury, the Ryder Cup, and the Long Grass
Chapter 6: The Begging Bowl
The International Fund for Ireland
Special Envoy
Chapter 7: Mediocrity & Begrudgery
The Irish Film Board—Lights, Camera, Inaction
Pinewood
Winter Is Coming
Van the Man, Not a Fan
The X Factor
Conclusion
A Word about the Mitchell Scholarship Program
Ireland, Toward a More Equal Relationship
Northern Ireland Has to Give as Well as Take
The US Government’s Neglect of Europe Has Proved Unwise
American Companies in Ireland Should Contribute to the Relationship
Philanthropists
Postscript
Acknowledgments
About the Author