You're taking a romantic moonlit stroll with your better half when a vampire crosses your path. Would you flee, sacrificing your true love to save your neck, or will you stay and fight to the death?
If you chose to run away abandoning your sweetheart, you need to read this book immediately to save yourself from eternal shame and damnation. If you opted to do the honourable thing and fight, read this book right away to improve your chances of survival for the pair of you.
'Self-Defense Against Vampires' is bursting at the seams with the latest cutting edge advice on killing the undead. It is the book all major law enforcement agencies and intelligence services around the world deny using yet want banned, (including US Navy SEALs, and the British SAS) - wonder why?
Here's what other readers think:
"Great idea, fun reading."
"A very interesting concept."
"Great Reference for Vampire Slayers"
"An excellent read!"
"Don't skip a single word!"
"...such a fun read."
"...one of the best books I've read this year."
"Funny and entertaining."
"There are many "How To...For Dummies" books out there, but NEVER have I found one more compelling, more entertaining and filled to overflowing with the straight facts from an expert."
"If you only ever read one book about vampire defence it should be this one. Fascinating, informative and fun to read."
"...a fictional novel that reads as a possible textbook or self-help book. It skillfully takes jabs at popular vampire romance (the Twilight series especially) and pokes fun at individuals who may have contemplated becoming a vampire."
"...not what I was expecting at all but I really enjoyed it and actually found it very funny. Definite recommendation for anyone looking for a light-hearted take on the genre!"
"...a great book for vampire lovers and aspiring vampire hunters alike."
"It's a great concept. It is well written and contains enough humor to keep the reading light and fun instead of stuffy and serious."
"A funny, well thought out book... really enjoyable read!"
"The chapter titles are clever and entertaining. Each one is unique and creative while capturing the essence of the chapter's subject matter."
"...from start to finish is filled with, um...fascinating information presented in a gloriously hilarious way. DO NOT miss the author's rambling before the books starts. Do NOT miss the author's bio."
"I feel a bit safer after reading this book in the event I am ever accosted by one of the historically nocturnal fiends."
"...after reading this, I feel better just knowing that I am better able to identify true vampires and can probably escape only a quart or two low."
"I bought this book a while back and have read it several times. it is well written and very informative...a complete surprise. I highly recommend it."
"Seriously, I had tears in my eyes laughing throughout page after page of clever, tongue-in-cheek reading! True, this may never become one of the classic greats, but mores the pity, because Kahn has a sense of humor topped by none!"
"I would like to thank Kahn for providing me with possibly life-saving reading."
"This is one of those books that you can read and still chuckle about things you've read days and even weeks later. I loved it."
"In addition to being entertaining and humorous, Self Defense Against Vampires is also quite educational..."
"I highly recommend Self Defense Against Vampires..."
