The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons

The Seinfeld Scripts: The First and Second Seasons

by Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David

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Overview

Jerry. George. Elaine. Kramer.

We've followed their misadventures for nearly ten years on Thursday nights. Here, finally, are the scripts of the first two seasons that will take you back to the beginning of Seinfeld.

Featuring the first 17 episodes ever aired, The Seinfeld Scripts contains all the great lines that have kept us laughing for years: the pilot episode, "The Seinfeld Chronicles," where it all began; George introduces his importer/exporter altar ego Art Vanderlay in "The Stakeout"; Kramer becomes obsessed with cantaloupe in "The Ex-Girlfriend"; Jerry and George meet Elaine's dad in "The Jacket"; is Jerry responsible for a poor Polish woman's death when he makes "The Pony Remark"?; Jerry and Elaine decide to become intimate again in "The Deal"; what will George do when he is banned from the executive bathroom in "The Revenge"?; and Jerry, George, and Elaine wait for a table in "The Chinese Restaurant."

It's all here: the award-winning writing of Seinfeld, "the defining sitcom of our age". Created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld.

Elaine: My roommate has Lyme disease.
Jerry: Lyme disease? I thought she had Epstein-Barr syndrome?
Elaine: She has this in addition to Epstein-Barr. It's like Epstein-Barr with a twist of Lyme disease.


George: She calls me up at my office she says, "We have to talk."
Jerry: The four worst words in the English language.


Kramer: What a body. Yeeaaah...that's for me.
Jerry: Yeah and you're just what she's looking for, too—a stranger, leering through a pair of binoculars ten floors up.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780060953034
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date: 04/30/1998
Edition description: 1ST
Pages: 544
Sales rank: 249,187
Product dimensions: 6.12(w) x 9.25(h) x 1.36(d)

Table of Contents

CAST LIST VII
SEASON ONE 3(152)
THE SEINFELD CHRONICLES
3(26)
THE STAKE OUT
29(36)
THE ROBBERY
65(30)
MALE UNBONDING
95(30)
THE STOCK TIP
125(30)
SEASON TWO 155
THE EX-GIRLFRIEND
155(30)
THE PONY REMARK
185(30)
THE JACKET
215(32)
THE PHONE MESSAGE
247(32)
THE APARTMENT
279(32)
THE STATUE
311(36)
THE REVENGE
347(32)
THE HEART ATTACK
379(30)
THE DEAL
409(32)
THE BABY SHOWER
441(30)
THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
471(28)
THE BUSBOY
499

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