Over the course of their career, Scotland's
Country Teasers have issued albums through such well-respected labels as
Crypt and
Fat Possum Records (the latter an offshoot of ueber-indie
Epitaph). Having parted ways with
Fat Possum following the release of 1999's
Destroy All Human Life,
the Teasers' latest effort sports the imprint of
In the Red Records, known for its roster of grimy
garage punk outfits like
Pussy Galore,
Cheater Slicks,
Andre Williams, and
Dan Melchior's Broke Revue (whose 2002 release,
Heavy Dirt, mines a warped
country & western rock vein similar to that of
the Teasers). The intriguingly titled
Science Hat, Artistic Cube, Moral Nosebleed Empire, or
SAME for short, is a collection of rarities culled from the group's back catalog (the majority from its days at
Guided Missile Records). Rather like the polar opposite of a greatest-hits compilation, the rarities collection carries with it relatively low expectations, and both types of records are generally understood to be standard-issue filler between proper albums -- simply a way of keeping a group's name active. As with the majority of these sorts of releases,
SAME is a mixed bag in which quality typically lingers somewhere between being genuinely interesting and purely self-indulgent, generally leaning more toward the former. Overall, the album doesn't really throw too many curves the listener's way, as it simply offers more of
the Teasers' unique brand of fractured, dirty, cheekily offensive
country & western-laced
noise rock.
Easily the best song on the album, and among the best of
the Teasers' catalog as a whole, is the laid-back dusty trail swagger of
"I'm a New Person, Ma'am," with gritty-voiced
Ben Wallers' opening declaration that "I was sent by the devil to raise up Christ again/I'm only in love with myself." Other highlights include
"The Last Bridge of Spencer Smith," "Only Whittlin'," and
"Adam Wakes Up," the latter a sliding acoustic, almost
Cracker-ish number touching once more on
Wallers', um, interesting view of all things biblical (one starts to wonder whether
Wallers falls into the category of musicians who rebel against religion because of strict Christian upbringings). A bit tedious at first listen, eventually instrumental tracks like
"Compressor" and
"Mollusc in Country" come across quite well, as explosions of guitar noise and various other sound effects make it seem that
the Teasers' have abandoned their
Hank Williams records in favor of albums by
Devo and a warped copy of
Lou Reed's
Metal Machine Music. Earlier
CT releases found the boys turning in quite striking covers of tracks by
Tammy Wynette like
"Stand By Your Man" and their rather haunting take on
"Almost Persuaded." Though it seems like an interesting twist on the same theme,
SAME's inclusion of
the Teasers' take on
Ice Cube's
"We Had to Tear This Motherfucker Up" is amusing, but a bit disappointing, as
Wallers halfheartedly mumbles his way through it rather than really tearing into it in typical
CT fashion. At 20 tracks, the CD version of
SAME is a rather generous serving of
Country Teasers oddities. Still, for those not so easily satiated, the vinyl release features a staggering 40 songs sure to make you laugh, cry, take offense, and perhaps even boogie a little. A bit much for a novice to absorb,
SAME will probably prove most appealing to those seeking to complete their
CT collections. Newcomers would be well served to track down a few slightly more accessible older releases to get a feel for the music before immersing themselves in the unmitigated weirdness of
SAME. ~ Karen E. Graves
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