Satisfaction Guaranteed

Satisfaction Guaranteed

by Karelia Stetz-Waters

Narrated by Lori Prince

Unabridged — 7 hours, 52 minutes

Satisfaction Guaranteed

Satisfaction Guaranteed

by Karelia Stetz-Waters

Narrated by Lori Prince

Unabridged — 7 hours, 52 minutes

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A title such as Satisfaction Guaranteed sets the bar so very high. Karelia Stetz-Waters takes us there with grace, joy and ease. Full of heart, this is a rom-com that celebrates romantic love as well as an irresistible love of life.

For fans of Casey McQuiston and Abby Jimenez comes a bold, hilarious, and out-of-the-box novel about mixing business with battery-operated pleasure . . .

When it comes to her career, Cade Elgin has it all figured out. Only “professional talk” has become her default mode, relationships are nonexistent, and don't even mention the word “orgasm.” All work and no play makes Cade a dull human. But when she inherits a sex toy store, Cade is caught between business and a store filled with every imaginable kind of pleasure-including her infuriatingly irresponsible and deliciously sexy new co-owner.

Selena Mathis learned the hard way that she can have too much of a good thing. Which is precisely why she's taken an oath of celibacy and is focusing on how to make Satisfaction Guaranteed a success. She won't mess this up. Not this time. But once again, Selena's emotions are getting in the way and tempting her with a serious attraction to buttoned-up Cade.

But the shop isn't exactly vibe-ing, and Cade and Selena are on the verge of losing both their income and the possibility of love. Can they find a way to work together . . . before Satisfaction Guaranteed runs out of batteries?

Editorial Reviews

JULY 2021 - AudioFile

This audiobook opens with a chuckle as narrator Lori Prince describes the funeral service of art dealer Cade Elgin’s aunt, which includes drag queens in attendance and friend Selena Mathis's eulogy for the aunt’s lady parts. Cade and Selena have inherited the aunt’s sex-toy shop, which is hopelessly in debt. They have one month to save the failing business. Selena’s light voice that perfectly reflects her artistic personality. Cade’s no-nonsense tone grows softer as she and Selena become closer. In addition, Prince adeptly differentiates secondary characters ranging from Cade’s stoned parents to a boring lecturer who speaks in a monotone, helping to immerse listeners in this story. S.B. © AudioFile 2021, Portland, Maine

Publishers Weekly

★ 03/29/2021

Business and pleasure collide in various tantalizing ways in this touching and steamy rom-com from Stetz-Waters (Worth the Wait). Selena Mathis feels defeated after a traumatic experience in art school, until Ruth Elgin, the generous but flighty owner of a Portland, Ore., sex-toy shop focused on female pleasure, hires her and gives her a newfound sense of purpose. Meanwhile, Ruth’s niece, the steadfast, practical Cade Elgin, manages her free-spirited family’s famous New York art gallery. When Ruth dies, the two wildly different women meet at her funeral. Despite their instant attraction, the pair get off on the wrong foot—especially once they learn that Ruth left her struggling shop to both of them, giving them a month to save it from liquidation. Stetz-Waters puts a fresh, clear-eyed spin on familiar tropes with careful attention to detail in everything from grant applications to the anatomy of the clitoris, grounding readers firmly in reality even as they’re swept away by the delightfully cozy fantasy of Cade and Selena’s burgeoning relationship. Their romance is precious, with well-balanced conflict, hot sex, and a swoon-worthy conclusion. This proves an enchanting must-read for any fan of queer romance. Agent: Jane Dystel, Dystel, Goderich & Bourret. (June)

From the Publisher

Satisfaction Guaranteed is a deliciously, buzzy romance, no batteries required.”—PopSugar

"A truly funny rom-com that’s full of heat and heart."—Kirkus Reviews, starred review

"Incredibly satisfying."—Washington Post

"Satisfaction Guaranteed is a standout romance with humor, heart and two characters who step out of their comfort zones together."—BookPage, starred review

"An enchanting must-read."—Publishers Weekly, starred review

"Highly recommended."—Library Journal, starred review, on Worth the Wait

"This book is sapphic, it slaps, and it’s singlehandedly giving sex toy rep in romance. More of that please!"—EliteDaily

JULY 2021 - AudioFile

This audiobook opens with a chuckle as narrator Lori Prince describes the funeral service of art dealer Cade Elgin’s aunt, which includes drag queens in attendance and friend Selena Mathis's eulogy for the aunt’s lady parts. Cade and Selena have inherited the aunt’s sex-toy shop, which is hopelessly in debt. They have one month to save the failing business. Selena’s light voice that perfectly reflects her artistic personality. Cade’s no-nonsense tone grows softer as she and Selena become closer. In addition, Prince adeptly differentiates secondary characters ranging from Cade’s stoned parents to a boring lecturer who speaks in a monotone, helping to immerse listeners in this story. S.B. © AudioFile 2021, Portland, Maine

Kirkus Reviews

★ 2021-04-14
A straight-laced New York businesswoman inherits half of a sex-toy shop in Portland, Oregon, from her free-spirited aunt.

Cade Elgin seems downright conservative to her artistic family. Her parents own one of New York’s most famous art galleries, and although Cade has an eye for discovering new artists, she spends most of her time managing the business side of things. After her Aunt Ruth’s funeral, Cade learns she has inherited half of her quirky aunt’s sex-toy shop, Satisfaction Guaranteed. The other half was left to Selena Mathis, Ruth’s friend and tenant. The shop is in dire financial straits, and even though she knows it’s a lost cause, Cade agrees to work with Selena to try to turn it around. Cade has never had much luck with girlfriends or sex, so she finds Selena’s sensuality and playfulness hard to resist. Meanwhile, Selena admires Cade’s easy confidence and calm demeanor. Selena has her own personal struggles with ex-lover Alex, who wants to get back with Selena after finally leaving her husband. Alex was one of her professors, and after their affair ended, Selena dropped out of art school and burned all her paintings. Determined to stay celibate until she straightens out her life, Selena tries to avoid her strong attraction to Cade while dodging Alex’s high-pressure push to reconcile. Cade and Selena are likable characters in a sticky situation, and they respect each other’s faults and foibles. Cade learns to let loose while Selena rediscovers her love of painting. Much of the novel’s humor derives from the differences between Cade and Selena, but Stetz-Waters never makes either of them the butt of the joke. It’s a truly funny rom-com that’s full of heat and heart.

An engaging, lighthearted novel likely to appeal to all romance readers.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940177043623
Publisher: Hachette Audio
Publication date: 06/01/2021
Edition description: Unabridged
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