Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.
From a Deadpool 2*fan favorite*comes a “hilarious, raw” (Rolling Stone) memoir about love, sex, parenthood, work, substance abuse, and everything else that makes life wonderful and/or horrible.

Rob Delaney is a comedy superstar. But if you're ever watched him steal scenes as Peter in Deadpool 2,*binged his streaming series*Catastrophe, encountered his raunchy and mischievous Twitter presence, or witnessed the hilarious and painful sharing he does in his stand-up, you already know that. In his first book, he traces his journey from middle-class theater geek to public menace to devoted family man and passionately engaged model citizen-from his youthful obsession (and pen pal relationship) with heavy metal band Danzig and an episode of drunken bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, to his court-ordered stint in rehab and the miracle of his son's birth. All together, these essays make clear why it is he is so darn lovable-and so f#!%ing funny.

Praise for Rob Delaney

“Unlike some books by comics, Delaney's volume offers a rich, deeply considered (and yes, funny) look at his life. . . . A great read by any standard, but even more so for including stories about needing (and failing) to find a bathroom while jogging.”-E! Online

“One of the most hilarious bundles of words we have ever read.”-Vice

“A book as funny, sincere, weird, wet, and wonderful as Rob Delaney himself.”-Jimmy Kimmel

“Heart-wrenchingly true tales exuding self-effacing whimsy and smart-guy charm.”-Splitsider

“Delaney has a knack for pinpointing what's hilarious and sad about adolescent bed-wetting and his own abundant body hair, but somehow the darkest chapters [in this book] make you laugh hardest.”-Entertainment Weekly

“Rob Delaney has done it again! Actually, this is his first book, so he has not `done it again.' Actually, this book is so good, I doubt he will be able to do it again. He's peaked.”-Judd Apatow

“Rob's transition from tweets to book is like a gold medal sprinter winning the marathon the next day. I am jealous and angry.”-Seth Meyers

“WARNING: This book may cause involuntary seepage. Some funny, funny, funny, funny s*** from the most dangerous man on Twitter. The fact that he's just as funny in long form makes me want to vomit with envy.”-Anthony Bourdain
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Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.
From a Deadpool 2*fan favorite*comes a “hilarious, raw” (Rolling Stone) memoir about love, sex, parenthood, work, substance abuse, and everything else that makes life wonderful and/or horrible.

Rob Delaney is a comedy superstar. But if you're ever watched him steal scenes as Peter in Deadpool 2,*binged his streaming series*Catastrophe, encountered his raunchy and mischievous Twitter presence, or witnessed the hilarious and painful sharing he does in his stand-up, you already know that. In his first book, he traces his journey from middle-class theater geek to public menace to devoted family man and passionately engaged model citizen-from his youthful obsession (and pen pal relationship) with heavy metal band Danzig and an episode of drunken bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, to his court-ordered stint in rehab and the miracle of his son's birth. All together, these essays make clear why it is he is so darn lovable-and so f#!%ing funny.

Praise for Rob Delaney

“Unlike some books by comics, Delaney's volume offers a rich, deeply considered (and yes, funny) look at his life. . . . A great read by any standard, but even more so for including stories about needing (and failing) to find a bathroom while jogging.”-E! Online

“One of the most hilarious bundles of words we have ever read.”-Vice

“A book as funny, sincere, weird, wet, and wonderful as Rob Delaney himself.”-Jimmy Kimmel

“Heart-wrenchingly true tales exuding self-effacing whimsy and smart-guy charm.”-Splitsider

“Delaney has a knack for pinpointing what's hilarious and sad about adolescent bed-wetting and his own abundant body hair, but somehow the darkest chapters [in this book] make you laugh hardest.”-Entertainment Weekly

“Rob Delaney has done it again! Actually, this is his first book, so he has not `done it again.' Actually, this book is so good, I doubt he will be able to do it again. He's peaked.”-Judd Apatow

“Rob's transition from tweets to book is like a gold medal sprinter winning the marathon the next day. I am jealous and angry.”-Seth Meyers

“WARNING: This book may cause involuntary seepage. Some funny, funny, funny, funny s*** from the most dangerous man on Twitter. The fact that he's just as funny in long form makes me want to vomit with envy.”-Anthony Bourdain
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Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

by Rob Delaney

Narrated by Rob Delaney

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Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

by Rob Delaney

Narrated by Rob Delaney

Unabridged — 4 hours, 8 minutes

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Overview

From a Deadpool 2*fan favorite*comes a “hilarious, raw” (Rolling Stone) memoir about love, sex, parenthood, work, substance abuse, and everything else that makes life wonderful and/or horrible.

Rob Delaney is a comedy superstar. But if you're ever watched him steal scenes as Peter in Deadpool 2,*binged his streaming series*Catastrophe, encountered his raunchy and mischievous Twitter presence, or witnessed the hilarious and painful sharing he does in his stand-up, you already know that. In his first book, he traces his journey from middle-class theater geek to public menace to devoted family man and passionately engaged model citizen-from his youthful obsession (and pen pal relationship) with heavy metal band Danzig and an episode of drunken bungee jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge, to his court-ordered stint in rehab and the miracle of his son's birth. All together, these essays make clear why it is he is so darn lovable-and so f#!%ing funny.

Praise for Rob Delaney

“Unlike some books by comics, Delaney's volume offers a rich, deeply considered (and yes, funny) look at his life. . . . A great read by any standard, but even more so for including stories about needing (and failing) to find a bathroom while jogging.”-E! Online

“One of the most hilarious bundles of words we have ever read.”-Vice

“A book as funny, sincere, weird, wet, and wonderful as Rob Delaney himself.”-Jimmy Kimmel

“Heart-wrenchingly true tales exuding self-effacing whimsy and smart-guy charm.”-Splitsider

“Delaney has a knack for pinpointing what's hilarious and sad about adolescent bed-wetting and his own abundant body hair, but somehow the darkest chapters [in this book] make you laugh hardest.”-Entertainment Weekly

“Rob Delaney has done it again! Actually, this is his first book, so he has not `done it again.' Actually, this book is so good, I doubt he will be able to do it again. He's peaked.”-Judd Apatow

“Rob's transition from tweets to book is like a gold medal sprinter winning the marathon the next day. I am jealous and angry.”-Seth Meyers

“WARNING: This book may cause involuntary seepage. Some funny, funny, funny, funny s*** from the most dangerous man on Twitter. The fact that he's just as funny in long form makes me want to vomit with envy.”-Anthony Bourdain

Editorial Reviews

From the Publisher

Hilarious, raw.”Rolling Stone
 
“Unlike some books by comics, [Rob] Delaney’s volume offers a rich, deeply considered (and yes, funny) look at his life, from jumping off a bridge to crashing a car while drunk to getting and staying sober while other friends died trying. A great read by any standard, but even more so for including stories about needing (and failing) to find a bathroom while jogging.”—E! Online, Best Entertainment and Pop Culture Books of 2013
 
“One of the most hilarious bundles of words we have ever read.”Vice
 
“A book as funny, sincere, weird, wet, and wonderful as Rob Delaney himself.”—Jimmy Kimmel
 
“Heart-wrenchingly true tales exuding self-effacing whimsy and smart-guy charm . . . There are plenty of books by male comedians about being drunk and stupid and depressed and getting out of the hole they dug for themselves, but this book feels like you are reading the account told by a grownup who actually learned something about himself worthy enough to share in book form.”Splitsider
 
“Delaney has a knack for pinpointing what’s hilarious and sad about adolescent bed-wetting and his own abundant body hair, but somehow the darkest chapters [in this book] make you laugh hardest.”Entertainment Weekly
 
“Rob Delaney has done it again! Actually, this is his first book, so he has not ‘done it again.’ Actually, this book is so good, I doubt he will be able to do it again. He’s peaked.”—Judd Apatow

“Rob’s transition from tweets to book is like a gold medal sprinter winning the marathon the next day. I am jealous and angry.”—Seth Meyers

“WARNING: This book may cause involuntary seepage. Some funny, funny, funny, funny s*** from the most dangerous man on Twitter. The fact that he’s just as funny in long form makes me want to vomit with envy.”—Anthony Bourdain

“All it takes to be as funny as Rob Delaney is luck, good timing, deep compassion, reckless imaginative agility, a flawless grasp of the inner workings of language, and criminally vast quantities of mojo. What a jerk.”—Teju Cole, author of Open City

“A surprisingly moving story of how humor can alleviate sorrow, if never completely eradicate it. The chapter about visiting the abandoned Danvers State Hospital—infamous for carrying out countless lobotomies in the twentieth century—is worth reading on its own for the empathy it evokes for the casualties of early mental health treatment. Candid and conversational, this memoir shows there’s more to Delaney than pithy tweets.”Kirkus Reviews

Kirkus Reviews

2013-10-01
A comedian best known for his lively Twitter feed chronicles his rocky path to sobriety. Although the aphorism "We laugh to keep from crying" risks sounding clichéd, Delaney proves the point in this alternately melancholy and madcap depiction of an adolescence and early adulthood fueled by booze ("I sought booze with a fervor measurably more intense than that with which I sought to get into young women's underpants"). From a relatively happy childhood spent exploding eggs in the microwave and worshiping the metal band Danzig, the author progressed to drinking to the point of blackout, often engaging in self-destructive behavior that alarmed his friends and provided him with ample fodder for scatological jokes. (Delaney makes no bones about the fact that he regularly wet his bed while drunk up to the age of 25.) Ultimately, a car accident that led to jail, rehab and a stint at a halfway house helped him kick the habit. Delaney peppers his often harrowing accounts of alcoholism ("I was a disastrous, dangerous, ridiculous alcoholic piece of shit") with tales of embarrassing sexual encounters, hijinks while traveling in Europe and an ugly bout of hepatitis A that afflicted the writing staff of the MTV show Ridiculousness. Squeamish readers may be put off by Delaney's almost-rapturous descriptions of bodily functions, but those who hang in there will be rewarded with a surprisingly moving story of how humor can alleviate sorrow, if never completely eradicate it. The chapter about visiting the abandoned Danvers State Hospital--infamous for carrying out countless lobotomies in the 20th century--is worth reading on its own for the empathy it evokes for the casualties of early mental health treatment. Candid and conversational, this memoir shows there's more to Delaney than pithy tweets.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940171844974
Publisher: Penguin Random House
Publication date: 11/05/2013
Edition description: Unabridged

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