Table of Contents
1 The Woman Who Slowly Disappeared 1
2 The Woman Who Was Kept on the Shelf 12
3 The Woman Who Grew Wings 20
4 The Woman Who Was Fed by a Duck 27
5 The Woman Who Found Bite Marks on Her Skin 34
6 The Woman Who Thought Her Mirror Was Broken 46
7 The Woman Who Was Swallowed Up by the Floor and Who Met Lots of Other Women Down There, Too 56
8 The Woman Who Ordered the Seabass Special 68
9 The Woman Who Ate Photographs 75
10 The Woman Who Forgot Her Name 82
11 The Woman Who Had a Ticking Clock 93
12 The Woman Who Sowed Seeds of Doubt 101
13 The Woman Who Returned and Exchanged Her Husband 112
14 The Woman Who Lost Her Common Sense 129
15 The Woman Who Walked in Her Husband's Shoes 136
16 The Woman Who Was a Featherbrain 146
17 The Woman Who Wore Her Heart on Her Sleeve 156
18 The Woman Who Wore Pink 163
19 The Woman Who Blew Away 182
20 The Woman Who Had a Strong Suit 188
21 The Woman Who Spoke Woman 198
22 The Woman Who Found the World in Her Oyster 207
23 The Woman Who Guarded Gonads 214
24 The Woman Who Was Pigeonholed 219
25 The Woman Who Jumped on the Bandwagon 226
26 The Woman Who Smiled 237
27 The Woman Who Thought the Grass Was Greener on the Other Side 241
28 The Woman Who Unraveled 249
29 The Woman Who Cherry-Picked 259
30 The Woman Who Roared 265
