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Raw Deal
A JAKE MORGAN MYSTERY
By Rick Gadziola, Michael Holmes ECW PRESS
Copyright © 2004 Rick Gadziola
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-1-55490-249-1
CHAPTER 1
"Go ahead ... hit me."
The little guy sure had balls. I knew if I hit him again I'd bust him. One part of me wanted to offer some friendly advice. Another said finish him, now. He was sweating profusely as he fumbled with a long, thin black cigar. I noticed his hand shaking ever so slightly as he lit it off the one he was just finishing. He puffed hungrily, like a baby on a pacifier, and bits of ash floated this way and that.
"Yeah, come on, hit 'im, for chrissake!"
The bleached blond was draped all over him. She had one arm hooked through his, slobbering into the glass of rye she held in her other. She was a full size twelve shoehorned into a skimpy size ten, and she wore heavy gold earrings the way a hot air balloon wore sandbags—and I suppose they served the same purpose.
"Look, friend," I said. "Are you sure you—"
My body tensed as I sensed McClusky come up from behind. Before I could look over my shoulder, he jabbed me with his damn pen. I hated when he did that. Sometimes, in the heat of excitement, he forgot which end was which.
His hot breath tickled the hairs on the back of my neck. "Flush the little asswipe outta here, Morgan," he whispered. "He's stinkin' up the place." Underneath McClusky's rough exterior was an even rougher interior, and although I couldn't see his face, I didn't need to be psychic to know he wasn't smiling.
"Come on, schmuck, gimme one!" The little guy wiped his brow with the sleeve of his brown polyester suit. "But no faces, huh?" He winked at his rent-a-date and gave her breast a playful squeeze.
"You're the boss." I reached across to my left and gave him my best shot. It was a queen.
"Shit," he hissed. "The bitch of spades."
Blondie threw her drink across the front of my shirt. "You rotten prick!" she screeched, licking drops of rye from her charm bracelet.
Christ, I hated when they did that. I counted to ten by fives and collected the jerk's 800 bucks.
Defiant, he ripped his cards in half and whistled the pieces at my head. "Way to go, dickhead!"
Enough was enough. I reached across the green felt of the blackjack table and grabbed the twerp by his tie. My other arm was extended behind me, and I was just about to launch when McClusky gripped me by the wrist.
"Cool it, Jake," he said calmly. "It's your last week, and it's not the way to go outta here."
I took a couple gulps of air and counted to ten again, this time by twos. McClusky was right. I finally had a ticket out of this moronic job and it would be stupid to ruin it now.
Security was fast approaching through the crowded aisles, so I shoved the little pissant in their direction. I tossed his remaining chips at the blond bimbo, who dropped half of them to the floor.
"Go change your shirt, Morgan," McClusky advised. He patted me on the ass like a coach would his quarterback. "You did right, Jake." I uncurled my lip and unfixed my stare.
"Yeah, thanks." I turned and walked away, fondling the three, black hundred-dollar chips I had palmed from the pile I'd tossed to the blond. A donation to my stress relief fund.
* * *
The Oasis Hotel's casino was the biggest in Las Vegas, about the size of a football field. To get to the dealers' break room I had to walk from one end zone to the other. The route led past the poker room, soon to be my new home. It was packed. It was wonderful. I took a moment to savor the sights and sounds.
One of the advantages of the poker room was that it was always busy. Nothing was more boring than being marooned on an empty blackjack table. Standing there like an idiot with my hands behind my back gave me too much time to think. Not a good thing.
Poker, especially hold 'em poker, was quickly becoming America's favorite gambling pastime. The old, cigar-smoke-filled, backroom joints had given way to clean, lavish card rooms. More than half the states had legalized card rooms, either in swank surroundings like California, New Jersey, or New England, or on Indian reservations and riverboats.
And most of the poker players had a different outlook. At blackjack, you could always tell from a player's face if they were losing. It was them against the house. At poker, even a lot of the losers would keep their cool. Losing it would be a show of weakness, and in a tough game, where half the table consisted of local pros, they'd feed on emotions and "tells" like a school of piranha feeds on helpless prey.
As I gave the room a last wistful look, I heard my name being called.
"Hey, Jake! You still on for our game a week from Saturday?"
Kenny was a poker dealer here at the Oasis and hosted a game for a bunch of the guys every couple of weeks at his place. It was supposed to be friendly, and for the most part it was. But last week I got caught in a session with two guys on tilt. The game turned into a wild shoot-out, and when the smoke cleared I was out one paycheck and part of my next. I swore I'd never play again. But that was last week.
"I'll be there," I told him, stroking the chips in my pocket. "And you'd better make sure those two yahoos are there, too!"
"Atta boy, Jake," he grinned. "You can't keep a good man down." He patted me on the back, like a banker with his best customer. "So when do you start dealing in the poker pit?"
"Another week and a half. I've got one more shift of BJ, then I'm taking a few days off."
"That's great." He glanced down at the wet stain on my shirt. "Hey buddy, you got a drinking problem?"
"Nah, just a problem with drinkers." "Well, don't think it'll get any better in the poker room. I almost lost an eye once. Cards can really sting when some asshole whips them at you for filling some other guy's inside straight."
"Yeah, but at least I'll get to sit down while I get abused," I laughed. "And I get to keep the tokes I earn instead of sharing them with a hundred other dealers."
"True, very true." He glanced down at his watch. "Gotta run, Jakester. I'm dealin' a one-three Omaha game with a bunch of outta town fish." He rattled the chips in his pants pocket. "They can't play worth a damn, but they're sure havin' a good time!"
* * *
When I arrived at the dealers' room, I took a few gibes regarding my sartorial splendor from the gang sitting around the big-screen TV. Then I found myself a quiet corner in the adjoining locker room, peeled off my shirt, and soaked it in cold water. I was lucky she had been a hard drinker. Mix would have made it worse.
It wasn't the first time I'd had a drink thrown at me, and it probably wouldn't be the last. At least this one had the courtesy to hold onto her glass. Not like the hotheaded Colombian I had my first month dealing BJ at the Oasis.
The Juan Valdez impersonator had been drinking up a storm and betting large and loud to impress a hot number hanging on his arm. Apparently I was the reason for his bad luck, and he wasn't shy about telling me, and whoever else could hear, what a stupid gringo I was. When he was ready to pack it in and take the Charo look-alike upstairs to play "peel the banana," he slapped down a five thousand dollar chip and announced it was his final bet. I smiled inside when I gave him two eights. His date gleefully encouraged him to split. He got two more eights, a few threes, and a deuce. By the time he was finished splitting and doubling down he had another thirty-five large spread out on the table in crisp hundreds. I never saw the glass coming after I busted him with my own twenty-one. If you look closely at my right eyebrow, you can still see the scar.
When security arrested him he claimed I'd laughed at his misfortune. I, of course, insisted he was mistaken.
It had only been a smirk.
If a year in Las Vegas had taught me anything, it was that people turned weird when they arrived here, almost as if they had tripped and fallen into the "Fountain of Stupid" when they landed at McCarran International.
It was a psychiatrist's dream come true. Mind you, it could also be a coroner's nightmare.
You wouldn't find it in any tourist guide or travel brochure, but in the past year, 417 tourists had died while visiting their Mecca of Madness—more than one a day.
With the constant razzle-dazzle, the lack of sleep, the free booze, the strain and stress of gambling, it was no wonder so many of them ended up in the cardiac ward of Sunrise Hospital.
I wrung out the shirt and held it up for inspection. The guy staring back at me in the mirror looked tired, strung out and dejected. Vegas could do that to you. She was a costly siren.
But she was still my kind of town, which probably accounted for the sparkle in the recesses of my baby blues. A good gambler trusts his gut instincts. And I was a damn good gambler. A good judge of character, no. Fiscally responsible, uh-uh. Domestically inclined, nope. But sit me down at a card table and I felt like a fox in one of the Colonel's chicken coops.
Still gazing in the mirror, I pressed gently on the discolored pucker of skin just beneath my left shoulder. I placed two fingers against the wound and measured the distance from the bullet's entry point to my heart. Two inches, the surgeon had said.
Who said Jake Morgan wasn't the luckiest guy in Vegas?
CHAPTER 2
Feeling better now that I'd cleared my head and changed, I joined the rest of the gang in the break room. I called McClusky and told him I was ironing my shirt and would be back for my next turn. He warned me not to be late. I grabbed a corner of an empty sofa, plunked my ass down, and picked up a copy of the Daily Racing Form.
All around me the sounds of music and television shows fought for my attention. Many of the dealers were involved in various forms of card games, which never ceased to amaze me. A few sat quietly and read books. The rest of them lounged around, trying to cram three cigarettes' worth of smoke into their lungs during their twenty-minute break.
I was still analyzing the first race at Hollywood Park when I felt the cushions shift ever so slightly. A heady scent of lavender wafted in the air.
"Hello, Jake."
There were only two voices I knew that could sound so long and lusty and lush. And since I didn't know Kathleen Turner, there was only one woman it could be. As I lowered the paper, my heart began to hammer and my mouth went dry.
"Rachel?" I stammered.
I knew I couldn't be dreaming, because I'd never play such a cruel joke on myself, even sleeping. Rachel Sinclair was a showgirl in the Oasis' main showroom, the Sultan's Tent. I'd met her exactly three and a half times. The first was to present her with a white rose and to ask her out. She'd thought about that for a moment, then said she was sorry but she was busy. The next two were because I couldn't take no for an answer, but no was exactly what I had got. The half was two weeks ago, when I'd waved hello to her in the hallway and she'd walked right by.
I cleared my throat. "Rachel."
She smiled saucily, crossed her sleek, sexy legs and pondered me for a moment. "Hello, again, Mr. Secret Admirer," she purred.
"My admiration was a secret?" I asked.
"Well, no, but flowers and champagne? They're absolutely beautiful!" She gave me that damn look again. "I know my promotion in the show was reported in most of the papers, and I appreciate the congratulations, but it really wasn't—hey, how did you get my home address?"
Damn, that was right. I'd read the other day that there had been a shake-up in the cast. "Ah, the flowers and champagne ... right."
"Three dozen long-stem roses!" she exclaimed. "And Dom Perignon."
Some tourist must have caught her show, enjoyed a few fleeting fantasies, sent her the gifts, and returned home to the boonies.
I folded and tossed the paper behind the sofa. "What can I say? I'm a helluva guy!"
"Are you?" She leaned back into a comfortable pose, placed an arm on the back of the sofa, and tucked a loose strand of blond hair behind her ear. "Would you like to go out tonight?"
I considered looking behind me to see if she was talking to someone else.
"Excuse me?"
"Would you like to go out with me tonight?" She gave me a soft smile.
"You mean, like on a date?"
She laughed lightly. "Actually, it would be more like a business date."
Now it was my turn to smile. "A business date?"
"Let me explain." She shifted slightly and tucked her legs under her. "Valentine's invited us to the show tonight. His own private table. He wants me to watch Leona—you know, to get an audience perspective for when I take over for her."
Christian Valentine was the featured star of the show, Las Vegas' hottest property. He had Harrison Ford's looks, Tom Jones' voice and the personality and libido of a German shepherd in heat—no offense to German shepherds. He packed them in twice a night, six nights a week, singing and wiggling his ass on stage. Big deal. For a million a month I'd get up there and wiggle my ass, too.
"Hold the phone." I raised one bushy eyebrow. "You said us. Valentine invited us?"
She bit softly on her lower lip. "You used to be a cop, right?"
Now both brows rose. "How the hell did you know that?"
"You've got that look ... and after you asked me out, well, let's just say I had you checked out."
She was right, I had been a cop, but it wasn't something I liked to talk about. "You had me checked out, did you?"
"I wasn't sure about you the first time we met. This town attracts all types. I don't go out with anyone until I know what I'm dealing with."
"Well, obviously I made a big impression. You shot me down every time."
"Cops can be scary, too," she said softly.
I certainly couldn't argue with her about that.
"So what does my being an ex-cop have to do with Christian Valentine?"
"I'm not sure." Rachel blew out a light puff of breath. "I know I mentioned you to a few of the girls, might have mentioned it around Valentine, too. He's always hanging around backstage trying to catch a peek of the new talent in the dressing room. Last night he came up to me after the show and asked if I ever went out with that cop guy that had been asking me out. I told him no. That's when he said I should watch the show from the audience. He asked me to bring you along," she said, turning her palms up. "That's it."
It wasn't exactly what I'd had in mind when Rachel first caught my eye, but at least I was getting up to bat.
"Well, it's hardly a Romeo and Juliet beginning," I said, giving her my best smile. "But let's hope it has a better ending."
Rachel's sigh came with a slight warning. "Let's take it one step at a time, okay, Jake? For now, I'm doing this because Christian Valentine asked me to. We'll see where it goes from there. But please, if we meet Valentine, be on your best behavior. It's my ass on the line—the chorus line."
"And what a fine ass it is."
She got up, handed me a slip of paper, and gave me an admonishing look. "Pick me up around eight." Then she surprised me by leaning over and giving me a peck on the cheek.
"Lights and siren?" I asked.
Rachel Sinclair studied me for a second, shaking her head. "Cops ..." She turned and walked away, with every male eye in the room following her and a few female eyes, too.
Yep, mighty fine.
CHAPTER 3
The corner of Las Vegas Boulevard and Flamingo Road was packed. Two or three hundred cars were aimed in all directions, waiting for what had to be the longest red light in the world. I drummed my thumbs against the steering wheel to the beat of Carlos Santana, thinking about the irony of my being asked out by Rachel Sinclair. The whole thing smelled funny, especially the Christian Valentine bit, but my instincts told me to take the ride and just see where I ended up.
The light finally decided to change from red to green and I headed south along the Strip. At Tropicana I made a right, heading west. The pattern of two- and three-story condominiums broke for a mile or so, past open desert fields that lay in dusty rest, waiting for the eventual development that was swelling the city. Up ahead were the lights of Rachel's subdivision. I gave the engine a little more gas. The beat-up Chevy shuddered for a moment, and so did I.
I made another right down a neat main road. The developer must have had a Caribbean fixation as all the streets were named after islands and West Indian capitals. I took the Grand Bahama Way traffic circle around to San Juan East and turned down Grenada. By the time I pulled into Rachel's driveway on Martinique, I had a strange craving for a rum punch.
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