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"One of the wittiest, most playful, and . . . most alive and ageless books ever written." —Dave Eggers, The New Yorker

A revelatory new translation of the playful, incomparable masterpiece of one of the greatest Black authors in the Americas

A Penguin Classic


The mixed-race grandson of ex-slaves, Machado de Assis is not only Brazil's most celebrated writer but also a writer of world stature, who has been championed by the likes of Philip Roth, Susan Sontag, Allen Ginsberg, John Updike, and Salman Rushdie. In his masterpiece, the 1881 novel The Posthumous Memoirs of Brás Cubas (translated also as Epitaph of a Small Winner), the ghost of a decadent and disagreeable aristocrat decides to write his memoir. He dedicates it to the worms gnawing at his corpse and tells of his failed romances and halfhearted political ambitions, serves up harebrained philosophies, and complains with gusto from the depths of his grave. Wildly imaginative, wickedly witty, and ahead of its time, the novel has been compared to the work of everyone from Cervantes to Sterne to Joyce to Nabokov to Borges to Calvino, and has influenced generations of writers around the world.

This new English translation is the first to include extensive notes providing crucial historical and cultural context. Unlike other editions, it also preserves Machado's original chapter breaks—each of the novel's 160 short chapters begins on a new page—and includes excerpts from previous versions of the novel never before published in English.

For more than seventy-five years, Penguin has been the leading publisher of classic literature in the English-speaking world. With more than 2,000 titles, Penguin Classics represents a global bookshelf of the best works throughout history and across genres and disciplines. Readers trust the series to provide authoritative texts enhanced by introductions and notes by distinguished scholars and contemporary authors, as well as up-to-date translations by award-winning translators.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780143135036
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date: 06/02/2020
Pages: 368
Sales rank: 151,020
Product dimensions: 5.10(w) x 7.60(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Joaquim Maria Machado de Assis (1839-1908), the mixed-race grandson of freed slaves, was born in Rio de Janeiro. Largely self-taught, he wrote many novels, stories, plays, and poems, eventually becoming the first President of the Brazilian Academy of Letters and gaining recognition as Brazil's greatest writer.

Flora Thomson-DeVeaux (translator/introducer) is a translator, writer, and researcher who studied Spanish and Portuguese at Princeton University and earned a PhD in Portuguese and Brazilian studies from Brown University. She lives in Rio de Janeiro, where she is the research director of the podcast series Rádio Novelo.

Dave Eggers (foreword) is the bestselling author of more than ten books, including A Hologram for the King, a finalist for the National Book Award; What Is the What, a finalist for the National Book Critics Circle Award; and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize. His work has been translated into more than forty languages, and his nonfiction and journalism have appeared The New Yorker, The Best American Travel Writing, and The Best American Essays. The founder of McSweeney's, a member of the American Academy of Arts and Letters, and the winner of the Dayton Literary Peace Prize, Eggers lives in Northern California with his family.

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CHAPTER I

 

THE DEMISE OF THE AUTHOR

 

I debated for a time as to whether I ought to open these memoirs at the beginning or at the end-that is, if I would start out with my birth or with my death. Granting that the common practice may be to begin with one's birth, two considerations led me to adopt a different method: the first is that I am not exactly an author recently deceased, but a deceased man recently an author, for whom the tomb was another cradle; the second is that this would make the writing wittier and more novel. Moses, who also recounted his own death, did not put it at the commencement but at the finish: a radical difference between this book and the Pentateuch.

 

That being said, I expired at two o'clock in the afternoon on a Friday in the month of August, 1869, at my handsome country home in Catumbi. I had seen some sixty-four robust and prosperous years, I was a bachelor, I had around three hundred thousand milrŽis to my name, and I was accompanied to the cemetery by eleven friends. Eleven! True, there had been neither letters nor announcements. What's more, it was raining-drizzling-a fine, doleful, steady patter, so steady and so doleful that it led one of those faithful at the last to insert this inspired idea into the speech that he delivered at the edge of my grave:

 

You who knew him, gentlemen, you may join me in saying that nature herself seems to be weeping for the irreparable loss of one of the finest figures to have ever honored humanity. This gloom, these drops from on high, those dark clouds veiling the blue like a mourning band, all this is the raw, wicked pain tearing nature to the quick; all this is a sublime paean to our illustrious deceased.

 

Good, faithful friend! No, I don't regret the twenty bonds I left him. And it was thus that I came to the close of my days; it was thus that I set off for Hamlet's undiscovered country, without the young prince's anguish or doubts, but slowly and falteringly, like one leaving the stage far too late. Late and weary. Some nine or ten people saw me go, among them three ladies: my sister Sabina, married to Cotrim; her daughter, a fair lily of the valley; and . . . -A little patience, please! I'll soon tell you who the third lady was. Content yourselves for the moment with the knowledge that this anonymous woman, though no relation of mine, suffered more than those who were. It's true, she suffered more. I won't say that she tore her hair with grief or that she rolled across the floor in convulsions. Nor, for that matter, was there anything terribly dramatic about my death . . . A bachelor breathing his last at age sixty-four is hardly the classic tragedy. And even if it were, the least appropriate thing for this anonymous woman to do would have been to reveal her sentiments. Standing beside my bed, her eyes glassy, mouth half-open, this pitiful lady could barely credit my extinction.

 

"Dead! dead!" she repeated to herself.

 

And her imagination, like the storks that an illustrious traveler once saw take flight from the Ilissos, bound for the shores of Africa, heedless of the ruins and the ages-the lady's imagination also soared over the wreckage of the present to the shores of a youthful Africa . . . Let her go; we shall go later; we shall go when I restore myself to those early years. For now I want to die peacefully, methodically, hearing the sobbing of the ladies, the low murmuring of the men, the rain drumming on the caladium leaves in the garden, and the piercing sound of a razor being sharpened by a knife grinder, out by the door to a currier's shop. I swear to you all that this orchestra of death was much less sorrowful than it might seem. After a point, it became positively delightful. Life floundered in my chest like the surging of an ocean swell, my consciousness melted away, I was drifting down into physical and moral immobility, my body becoming a plant, a stone, loam, nothing at all.

 

I died of pneumonia; if I should say that it was less pneumonia than a grand and useful idea that caused my death, my reader may not believe me, and yet this is the truth. I will lay out the case for you in brief. Judge for yourself.

 

CHAPTER II

 

THE PLASTER

 

The fact is, one morning when I was out for a walk in the garden, an idea hopped up onto the trapeze in my head. Once hanging there, it began to wave its arms, swing its legs, and perform such daring tumbler's somersaults as one could scarcely believe. I let myself contemplate it. Suddenly, it took a flying leap and stretched out its legs and arms, forming an X: decipher me or I devour thee.

 

This idea was nothing less than the invention of a sublime remedy, an anti-hypochondriacal plaster destined to alleviate our melancholy humanity. In the patent application that I subsequently drew up, I called the government's attention to this genuinely Christian aim. To my friends, I did not deny the pecuniary advantages that were sure to result from the distribution of a product with such sweeping and profound effects. Now, however, that I am on the other side of life, I can confess it all: what drove me most of all was the gratification it would give me to see in newsprint, showcases, pamphlets, on street corners, and finally on the medicine boxes, those four words: The Br‡s Cubas Plaster. Why deny it? I had a weakness for hubbub, banners, pyrotechnics. Modest sorts may reprove this defect in me; I would wager, however, that the clever will grant me this talent. My idea had two faces, like a medal, with one turned toward the public and one toward me. On one side, philanthropy and profit; on the other, a thirst for fame. Let us call it a love of glory.

 

An uncle of mine, a canon receiving a full prebend, used to say that the love of temporal glory was the ruin of the soul, which ought to covet only the eternal sort. To which another uncle, an officer in one of the old tero infantry regiments, replied that the love of glory was the most authentically human thing in man, and hence his most genuine feature.

 

Let the reader decide between the military man and the priest; I will return to the plaster.

 

CHAPTER III

 

GENEALOGY

 

But, now that I've spoken of my two uncles, allow me to draw up a brief sketch of my genealogy.

 

The founder of my family was one Dami‹o Cubas, who flourished in the first half of the eighteenth century. He was a cooper by trade, hailing from Rio de Janeiro, where he would have died in penury and obscurity if he had limited himself to making the cubas, or barrels, that gave him his name. But no; he became a farmer, planted, reaped, and exchanged his products for a pretty and honest penny until he died, leaving a substantial fortune to a son, Lu’s Cubas. This young man is truly the start of my forebears-of the forebears that my family would own to-since Dami‹o Cubas was, after all, a cooper, and perhaps even a bad one at that, whereas Lu’s Cubas studied at Coimbra, became a distinguished statesman, and was a personal friend of the viceroy, Count da Cunha.

 

Since the name Cubas wafted of cooperage, my father, Dami‹o's great-grandson, alleged that the cognomen had been given to a knight, a hero of the African campaigns, in recognition of a feat in which he captured three hundred barrels from the Moors. My father was a man of great imagination; he escaped from the cooper's shop on the wings of wordplay. He was a good man, my father, worthy and loyal like few others. He had a way of putting on airs, it's true, but who in this world hasn't wrapped himself in an air or two? It may be appropriate to note that he resorted to invention only after having tried out falsification; he had initially grafted himself onto the family of my famous namesake, Captain-Major Br‡s Cubas, who founded the town of S‹o Vicente and died there in 1592, and it was for that reason that he gave me the name Br‡s. The family of the captain-major objected, however, and it was then that my father conjured up the three hundred Moorish barrels.

 

A few members of my family are still alive-my niece Ven‰ncia, for example, the lily of the valley, the flower of the ladies of her time; and her father, Cotrim, a fellow who . . . well, let's not anticipate events; let's be done with our plaster once and for all.

 

CHAPTER IV

 

THE FIXED IDEA

 

My idea, after all its somersaults, had become a fixed idea. God save you, reader, from a fixed idea; better a mote in your eye, or even a beam. Look at Cavour; it was the fixed idea of Italian unity that killed him. It's true that Bismarck hasn't died; but it must be said that Nature is a fickle maid and History is an inveterate flirt. For example, Suetonius gave us a Claudius who was a simpleton, or a "pumpkinhead," as Seneca called him, and a Titus who was deservedly the delight of Rome. Recently, a professor has come along and found a way to show that of the two Caesars, the truly delightful one was Seneca's "pumpkinhead." And you, Madame Lucrezia, the flower of the Borgias, while a poet painted you as a Catholic Messalina, along came a skeptical Gregorovius to wash away a great deal of that depiction, and while you may not have come out as a lily, neither were you left a swamp. I shall let myself stand somewhere between the poet and the scholar.

 

Long live history, then, voluble history, which can go every which way; and, returning to fixed ideas, I shall say that they are what make strong men and madmen; wandering, vague, or shimmering ideas make for Claudiuses-in Suetonius's version, that is.

 

My idea was fixed, as fixed as . . . Nothing comes to mind that is quite so fixed in this world: perhaps the moon, perhaps the pyramids of Egypt, perhaps the late German Diet. The reader may pick the analogy that suits him the best; go on, pick one, and don't get your nose out of joint just because we still haven't arrived at the narrative part of these memoirs. That is where we are headed. I do believe that you prefer anecdotes to meditations, like all the other readers, your comrades, and I believe you do well to prefer them. Well, that is where we are headed. Nevertheless, it should be said that this book is written unhurriedly, at the pace of a man no longer burdened by the brevity of the age; it is a supinely philosophical work, but of an inconstant philosophy, first austere and just as quickly playful, one that neither edifies nor destroys, neither inflames nor chills, and is nevertheless more than a pastime and less than an apostolate.

 

All right; straighten out your nose, and let us get back to the plaster. We shall leave history, with her elegant lady's whims. None of us ever waged the Battle of Salamis or wrote the Augsburg Confession; for my part, if Cromwell ever comes to mind, it is only to think that His Highness, with the same hand that locked the doors of Parliament, might have forced the Br‡s Cubas Plaster on the English. Do not laugh at the joint triumph of pharmacy and Puritanism. Who does not know that at the foot of every large, public, prominent flag, there are often a number of other, more modestly proportioned flags, which are hoisted and flutter in the shadow of their larger counterpart, and which quite often survive it? To offer a poor analogy, it is like the rabble, sheltered in the shadow of the feudal castle; the castle fell and the rabble remained. Indeed, they became grand in their own right, a veritable stronghold . . . No, the analogy's really no good.

 

CHAPTER V

 

IN WHICH A LADY BETRAYS HERSELF

 

And then, just as I was occupied with preparing and perfecting my invention, I was struck squarely by a draft; I fell ill straightaway and took no steps to cure myself. I had the plaster on the brain; I bore within me the fixed idea of the mad and the strong. I beheld myself from afar, rising up from the mob-thronged ground and ascending into the heavens like an immortal eagle, and when faced with such a stupendous spectacle, no man can feel the pain that pricks at him. The following day, I was worse; I finally treated myself, but only partially, with no method, care, or persistence; such was the origin of the ill that brought me to eternity. You already know that I died on a Friday, an unlucky day, and I believe to have proven that it was my invention that killed me. Some demonstrations are less lucid, and no less triumphant for it.

 

It would not have been impossible for me to step over the threshold of a century and appear in the papers, in the company of other Macrobians. I was healthy and robust. Suppose that, instead of laying the foundations for a pharmaceutical invention, I had been attempting to piece together the elements of a political institution or a religious reform. The breeze would come along all the same, with far greater efficacy than the human faculty of calculation, and all would be done for. Thus goes the lot of men.

 

With this reflection, I bade farewell to the woman-I won't call her the most discreet, but certainly the loveliest among her contemporaries-the anonymous woman from the first chapter, the very same, whose imagination, like the storks of the Ilissos . . . She was then fifty-four years old, and she was a ruin, an imposing ruin. Just imagine, reader, that we had loved each other, she and I, many years before, and that one day, having taken ill, I see her appear at my bedroom door . . .

Table of Contents

Foreword Dave Eggers xiii

Introduction Flora Thomson-DeVeaux xvii

A Note on the Translation xxvii

A Note on the Endnotes xxxi

Suggestions for Further Reading xxxv

Prologue to the Fourth Edition Machado de Assis xliii

The Posthumous Memoirs of Brás Cubas

To the Reader 3

Chapter I The Demise of the Author 5

Chapter II The Plaster 8

Chapter III Genealogy 10

Chapter IV The Fixed Idea 12

Chapter V In Which a Lady Betrays Herself 14

Chapter VI Chimène, Qui L'eût Dit? Rodrigue, Qui L'eût Cru? 16

Chapter VII The Delirium 19

Chapter VIII Reason Versus Folly 26

Chapter IX Transition 28

Chapter X On That Day 29

Chapter XI The Child Is Father of the Man 31

Chapter XII An Episode from 1814 35

Chapter XIII A Leap 40

Chapter XIV The First Kiss 42

Chapter XV Marcela 45

Chapter XVI An Immoral Reflection 49

Chapter XVII Concerning the Trapeze and Other Matters 50

Chapter XVIII A Vision in the Hallway 54

Chapter XIX On Board 56

Chapter XX I Take My Degree 60

Chapter XXI The Muleteer 62

Chapter XXII Return to Rio 64

Chapter XXIII Sad, but Short 66

Chapter XXIV Short, but Happy 68

Chapter XXV In Tijuca 70

Chapter XXVI The Author Hesitates 73

Chapter XXVII Virgília? 76

Chapter XXVIII Provided That … 78

Chapter XXIX The Visit 80

Chapter XXX The Flower of the Thicket 81

Chapter XXXI The Black Butterfly 83

Chapter XXXII Born Lame 85

Chapter XXXIII Blessed Are They That Go Not Down 87

Chapter XXXIV To a Sensitive Soul 89

Chapter XXXV The Road to Damascus 90

Chapter XXXVI On the Subject of Boots 91

Chapter XXXVII At Last! 92

Chapter XXXVIII The Fourth Edition 93

Chapter XXXIX The Neighbor 96

Chapter XL In the Coach 98

Chapter XLI The Hallucination 100

Chapter XLII Which Escaped Aristotle 102

Chapter XLIII A Marchioness, for I'll Be a Marquis 103

Chapter XLIV A Cubas! 104

Chapter XLV Notes 106

Chapter XLVI The Inheritance 107

Chapter XLVII The Recluse 110

Chapter XLVIII A Cousin of Virgília's 111

Chapter XLIX The Tip of the Nose 112

Chapter L Virgília, Married 114

Chapter LI Mine! 116

Chapter LII The Mysterious Parcel 118

Chapter LIII 120

Chapter LIV The Pendulum Clock 121

Chapter LV The Age-Old Dialogue of Adam and Eve 123

Chapter LVI The Opportune Moment 125

Chapter LVII Fate 126

Chapter LVIII Trust 128

Chapter LIX An Encounter 130

Chapter LX The Embrace 133

Chapter LXI A Plan 135

Chapter LXII The Pillow 136

Chapter LXIII Let's Run Away! 137

Chapter LXIV The Transaction 141

Chapter LXV Eyes and Ears 143

Chapter LXVI Legs 145

Chapter LXVII The Little House 146

Chapter LXVIII The Whip 148

Chapter LXIX A Dash of Lunacy 150

Chapter LXX Dona Plácida 151

Chapter LXXI The Flaw in the Book 153

Chapter LXXII The Bibliomaniac 154

Chapter LXXIII Refreshments 156

Chapter LXXIV The Story of Dona Plácida 157

Chapter LXXV To Myself 159

Chapter LXXVI Manure 160

Chapter LXXVII Rendezvous 161

Chapter LXXVIII The Presidency 163

Chapter LXXXIX Compromise 165

Chapter LXXX As a Secretary 166

Chapter LXXXI Reconciliation 167

Chapter LXXXII A Matter of Botany 170

Chapter LXXXIII 13 172

Chapter LXXXIV The Conflict 175

Chapter LXXXV The Mountaintop 177

Chapter LXXXVI The Mystery 178

Chapter LXXXVII Geology 179

Chapter LXXXVIII The Invalid 181

Chapter LXXXIX In Extremis 183

Chapter XC The Age-Old Colloquy of Adam and Cain 185

Chapter XCI An Extraordinary Letter 187

Chapter XCII An Extraordinary Man 189

Chapter XCIII The Supper 191

Chapter XCIV The Secret Cause 192

Chapter XCV The Flowers of Yesteryear 193

Chapter XCVI The Anonymous Letter 194

Chapter XCVII Between Lips and Forehead 196

Chapter XCVIII Taken Out 197

Chapter XCIX In the Orchestra Seats 199

Chapter C Probably the Case 201

Chapter CI The Dalmatian Revolution 202

Chapter CII A Respite 203

Chapter CIII Distraction 204

Chapter CIV It Was He! 207

Chapter CV Equivalence of Windows 209

Chapter CVI A Dangerous Game 210

Chapter CVII Note 212

Chapter CVIII Which Is Not Understood 213

Chapter CIX The Philosopher 214

Chapter CX 31 217

Chapter CXI The Wall 218

Chapter CXII Public Opinion 220

Chapter CXIII Solder 222

Chapter CXIV End of a Dialogue 223

Chapter CXV The Lunch 224

Chapter CXVI Philosophy of Old Papers 226

Chapter CXVII Humanitism 228

Chapter CXVIII The Third Force 232

Chapter CXIX Parenthesis 233

Chapter CXX Compelle Intrare 234

Chapter CXXI Downhill 235

Chapter CXXII A Very Fine Intention 237

Chapter CXXIII The Real Cotrim 238

Chapter CXXIV An Interlude 240

Chapter CXXV Epitaph 241

Chapter CXXVI Disconsolation 242

Chapter CXXVII Formality 244

Chapter CXXVIII In the Chamber 246

Chapter CXXIX No Remorse 247

Chapter CXXX To Be Inserted into Chapter CXXIX 248

Chapter CXXXI On Slander 249

Chapter CXXXII Not to Be Taken Seriously 251

Chapter CXXXIII Helvétius's Principle 252

Chapter CXXXIV Fifty Years 253

Chapter CXXXV Oblivion 254

Chapter CXXXVI Uselessness 255

Chapter CXXXVII The Shako 256

Chapter CXXXVIII To a Critic 259

Chapter CXXXIX Of How I Did Not Become a Minister of State 260

Chapter CXL Which Explains the Previous 261

Chapter CXLI The Dogs 263

Chapter CXLII The Secret Request 265

Chapter CXLIII I Won't Go 267

Chapter CXLIV Relative Utility 268

Chapter CXLV Simply Repeating 269

Chapter CXLVI The Prospectus 270

Chapter CXLVII Foolishness 272

Chapter CXLVIII The Insoluble Problem 274

Chapter CXLIX Theory of Benefits 276

Chapter CL Rotation and Translation 278

Chapter CLI Philosophy of Epitaphs 280

Chapter CLII Vespasian's Coin 281

Chapter CLIII The Alienist 282

Chapter CLIV The Ships of Piraeus 284

Chapter CLV A Warmhearted Thought 285

Chapter CLVI The Pride of Servility 286

Chapter CLVII Brilliant Phase 287

Chapter CLVIII Two Encounters 289

Chapter CLIX Semidementia 290

Chapter CLX On Negatives 291

Notes 293

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