Poems Dan Writes When He Plays Valorant

by Grace Otto

Overview

This collection of poems created using things my husband, Dan, said while playing the first-person tactical hero shooter Valorant is perfect for the gaming novice to the terminally online. Inspired by a tweet by @reb_day that showed things they said while gaming turned into poems in the style of Rupi Kaur, this book has over 50 hilarious poems accompanied by original illustrations. If you've ever suffered a humiliating gaming defeat or been verbally bashed by an online teammate (or both), then this is the perfect book to bring some levity back into your gaming experience.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940186719922
Publisher:	Grace Otto
Publication date:	12/25/2022
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
File size:	407 KB

About the Author

Grace has spent the last 7 years using the library Wi-Fi to catfish the mysterious fourth Jonas brother. Before that, she emerged from the forest with no recollection of who she was or what she had done. In her spare time, she enjoys creating pixel art and playing video games including Valorant, Fallout: New Vegas, and Tetris. Her dark, enigmatic past and her ability to successfully lie to Sherman Jonas for years make her a natural author.

Editorial Reviews

In Poems Dan Writes When He Plays Valorant, Grace Otto finds inspiration in her husband's video-game fueled babble, ecstasy, and interjections to make an exceedingly amusing foray into the esteemed world of self-published poetry. Though critics might describe Ms. Otto's work as "childish," "puerile," and "complete garbage," Poems Dan Writes truly belongs in the highest echelon of poetry alongside the works of William Shakespeare, Walt Whitman, and XXXbloodyrists666XXX.

Editor and Friend of the Authors - David Scrivener

I laughed, I cried... from laughing.

Illustrator and Friend of the Authors - Mio Stanley