Table of Contents
Introduction 1
The Beginning 3
#00-#0 Nothin 'From' Nothin 5
#1 Nice Guys Finish First 8
#2 And A Broadcaster Shall Lead Them 12
#3 Its T Plush's World, We Are Just Living In It 18
#4 We Can Finish Last Without You 25
#5 He Broke Our Hearts 31
#6 Catchers Rule 38
#7 Your Smiling Face 44
#8 Pops 51
#9 Double-Play Madness 55
#10 The First 58
#11 A Long Time Coming 65
#12 Not Just For Quarterbacks Anymore 71
#13 Unlucky 13 77
#14 Operation Shutdown 82
#15 The Original 88
#16 No Respect 93
#17 An Imperfect No-Hitter 99
#18 Where Balls Go To Die 106
#19 The Losing Record 112
#20 Pie A La Mode 118
#21 The Tragic Number 123
#22 Cutch 127
#23 A Manager's Nightmare 134
#24 MVP Haven 140
#25 The Powerless Wonder 147
#26 The Forkball 156
#27 Rubber Band Man 163
#28 The Forever Pirate 170
#29 Arnie Palmer In Baseball Spikes 178
#30 Eephus 186
#31 A Case of Tragic Perfection 192
#32 The Deacon 197
#33 Honus 204
#34 Batman 206
#35 A Smile and a Barbecue 213
#36 Like Father, Like Son 219
#37 Is There Really a Greatest Number 37? 226
#38 Rookie of the Year 233
#39 The Cobra Strikes 238
#40 The Irishman 244
#41 The History Maker 248
#42 All for Jackie 254
#43 The Worst All-Star 258
#44 My Dear Watson 263
#45 Badass 268
#46 Cy Minus the Award 273
#47 Papa Francisco 278
#48 The Tinkerer 283
#49 The Knuckleball 289
#50-#59 Things Get Better In The 50s? 294
#60-#97 From Infinity and Beyond 311
Blank Backs 315
Acknowledgments 317
About The Author 318