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Overview
Oui, the mystery of the missing
Pink Panther Diamond is as good as solved!
Only one question remains:
Who stole the Pink Panther Diamond?
A famous coach is murdered in a crowded stadium. His most-prized possession—a ring set with the stunning Pink Panther Diamond—has vanished in the melee. The French government needs a master detective on the case, but the head of the Paris Police Bureau is unwilling to jeopardize his chances for the Medal of Honor with such a difficult, high-profile assignment. Surely Inspector Jacques Clouseau, a clumsy provincial gendarme with a knack for ignoring the obvious, could fill in without upstaging his superiors. Within seconds he proves his genius by narrowing the list down to just 60,000 suspects!
Pink Panther fans know Clouseau will recover the missing gem, bring a killer to justice, restore a Republic's damaged pride, and win the gratitude of an adoring nation. And he'll attempt to beguile the beautiful singer rumored to be at the center of the whole felonious affair. But the real mystery is how the bumbling detective will actually do it!
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9780061749346 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | HarperCollins |
| Publication date: | 04/16/2024 |
| Sold by: | Barnes & Noble |
| Format: | eBook |
| Pages: | 272 |
| Sales rank: | 918,594 |
| File size: | 659 KB |
About the Author
Max Allan Collins is a Mystery Writers of America Grand Master. He is the author of the Shamus Award-winning Nathan Heller thrillers and the graphic novel Road to Perdition, basis of the Academy Award-winning film starring Tom Hanks. His innovative Quarry novels led to a 2016 Cinemax series. He has completed a dozen posthumous Mickey Spillane mysteries, and wrote the syndicated Dick Tracy series for more than fifteen years. His one-man show, Eliot Ness: An Untouchable Life, was an Edgar Award finalist. He lives in Iowa.
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The Pink Panther
Chapter One
Fatal Flaw
On the day that would lead to the greatest mistake of his notable career, Chief Inspector Charles Dreyfus of the Police Nationale of France basked in a sunshine both literal and figurative.
He did not follow football—soccer, like all sports, held no interest for him—nor was his life consumed with any passion other than what he considered a selfless dedication to his chosen profession ... and what his detractors had determined was a lust for self-glorification.
In any case, his attendance at the semi-final game of the international championships had nothing to do with whether France defeated China to advance to the final game. Nor did it re-flect national pride, such as that exhibited by the normally distinguished individual beside whom Dreyfus sat—Clochard, the Minister of Justice; or for that matter, the President himself, seated beside Clochard.
Both dignitaries were—like all the fans in the Grand Stadium—anticipating the start of the competition and cheering like schoolgirls at the "big game." Behind the placid mask of his coolly handsome face, Dreyfus concealed a mild contempt for such lack of self-control.
And yet these men mattered to Dreyfus, and explained his presence in the VIP box, amid darkly anonymous Secret Service agents. That the chief inspector was here, in such august company, indicated an honor in the offing, specifically his recent nomination for the national Medal of Honor.
Dreyfus had been so nominated seven times.
Circumstance and politics had conspired against him, however, and he had not yet prevailed;still, none of his countrymen could boast of such a feat—seven nominations! That itself was an honor—wasn't it?
Wasn't it? But for a man of dignity—and dignity was so very important to Chief Inspector Dreyfus—it pained him to notice the relative shabbiness of his suit compared to that of the Justice Minister.
This, however, was mildly galling. It did not compare to the spike of irritation Dreyfus experienced upon the entry into the vast arena of Yves Gluant, the coach of the French team. The narcissistic and (by Dreyfus's way of thinking) conventionally handsome boor carried himself like a movie star—and the crowd responded with an ovation as excessive as it had become customary.
What had this man ever accomplished, Dreyfus wondered, to deserve such love and respect from his fellow citizens? Chief Inspector Dreyfus had personally put away scores of dangerous criminals, and supervised hundreds of arrests that had resulted in convictions. Dreyfus had led his men into battle against Mafiosi and Yakuza and even these new Russian criminals—whereas Gluant would today take his soldiers onto a field against the Chinese . . . to kick around a little white ball.
As the stadium announcer introduced him, Gluant stepped from his team's box to greet the crowd, granting them a smile and a raised fist. Sunlight caught the jewel on the ring of his upthrust hand, as he conspicuously turned toward each section of the crowd, which went wild in successive waves.
Most of the crowd, that is: Chief Inspector Dreyfus remained seated, arms folded, forcing a tiny smile, in case anyone was looking. Mustn't appear bitter.
Bitterness was, after all, the mark of the small minded. And Dreyfus was big. So very big.
As the popular coach turned to face each side of the madly cheering stadium—giving everyone present the opportunity to take in the diamond on his ring, the storied jewel seemed to wink at each attendee personally. Dreyfus could only inwardly shake his head, thinking of how sad it was that the great nation of France had descended to the worship of acquisition. Let the Americans follow such shallow pursuits if they liked! But for the French to view a stone, a diamond, as somehow the symbol of its success on the field of sport . . .
As absurd a concept as it was distasteful.
And yet even Dreyfus—if he could be honest with himself (which he of course could not)— would have had to admit that this jewel was indeed special. This was the most famous stone in all of Europe, perhaps the world, with a history so fabled, so bloody, as to put the Maltese Falcon to shame. From the Middle East to Asia, from America to France itself, the celebrated diamond had cut a swath of death, betrayal and destruction.
The irony was that the stone's size and perfection did not constitute its most famous aspect; in fact, the diamond was not "perfect" at all—at its center, a tiny flaw could be perceived, which some ancient Arab potentate had said resembled a leaping panther.
A pink panther.
Dreyfus watched with detachment and yet with the eye for detail of an exemplary detective. Throughout the entire stadium, he alone noticed that the team lined up on the field included one player who flashed the tiniest tellingly negative expression as their coach joined them ... The Pink Panther. Copyright © by Max Collins. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.