This is a fantastical tale of derring-do, and derring-don't. A Kingdom in peril (not really). A knight (not really) in shining armor. A princess in no need of saving. A barbarian warrior with a flare for the dramatic. A pixie girl with a major sugar addiction. Together they'll fight the somewhat not-nice forces of a crazed villain who's actually just a little peckish. But who is the mysterious black knight that stands in their way? What lengths will our heroes go to in order to end up right back where they started? Is there going to be any pie left when they're done? Find out in the exciting Part One of The Adventures of Coarse Limely!
Then, in Part Two, one year after The Pie Incident, Coarse Limely and Princess Penelope Drapery have settled into a reasonable facsimile of peaceful lives in the castle. That peace is not to last, however. Attempts at diplomacy (if you could call them that) with the neighboring country of Carpet have failed. With no other recourse (in his mind anyway), King Drapery declares war. Coarse and Penelope's orders? Lead the charge to conquer Carpet and take all of their stuff. With the aid of his trusty squire Boy Howdy, a special-needs lad with his Luck Skill maxed out, Lucille Shine, the newly-anointed young Priestess of Violence, and a Big Guy with amnesia, Coarse, the Princess, and their soldiers will cut a swath of destruction through the enemy's realm. But old foes and new will stand in their way. From chemical warfare to good old-fashioned demons from Hell, there's no low Carpet won't sink to in order to defend their country from the Drapes invasion, including one nasty weapon that might just destroy this entire trilogy before Part Three even arrives!
But Part Three arrives, nonetheless! Eighteen years after the Great War with Carpet, a new generation of heroes steps forward to take on the challenges their parents can't be bothered with anymore. Coarse Limely II, Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Drapes, travels forth to find Commuppins A'Plein'Tei at the behest of his parents. He'll search the land far and wide to complete his quest, aided by Commuppins' daughter, the son of Iculous the Red, and a mysterious mercenary. Obstacles left by the previous generation will hinder our protagonists, and time will not be on their side. Worst of all, when they find Commuppins, will she even still be the lovable pixie they set out to find? Find out, in the final installment of The Adventures of Coarse Limely (before the next one).
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Then, in Part Two, one year after The Pie Incident, Coarse Limely and Princess Penelope Drapery have settled into a reasonable facsimile of peaceful lives in the castle. That peace is not to last, however. Attempts at diplomacy (if you could call them that) with the neighboring country of Carpet have failed. With no other recourse (in his mind anyway), King Drapery declares war. Coarse and Penelope's orders? Lead the charge to conquer Carpet and take all of their stuff. With the aid of his trusty squire Boy Howdy, a special-needs lad with his Luck Skill maxed out, Lucille Shine, the newly-anointed young Priestess of Violence, and a Big Guy with amnesia, Coarse, the Princess, and their soldiers will cut a swath of destruction through the enemy's realm. But old foes and new will stand in their way. From chemical warfare to good old-fashioned demons from Hell, there's no low Carpet won't sink to in order to defend their country from the Drapes invasion, including one nasty weapon that might just destroy this entire trilogy before Part Three even arrives!
But Part Three arrives, nonetheless! Eighteen years after the Great War with Carpet, a new generation of heroes steps forward to take on the challenges their parents can't be bothered with anymore. Coarse Limely II, Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Drapes, travels forth to find Commuppins A'Plein'Tei at the behest of his parents. He'll search the land far and wide to complete his quest, aided by Commuppins' daughter, the son of Iculous the Red, and a mysterious mercenary. Obstacles left by the previous generation will hinder our protagonists, and time will not be on their side. Worst of all, when they find Commuppins, will she even still be the lovable pixie they set out to find? Find out, in the final installment of The Adventures of Coarse Limely (before the next one).
Pie Quest: The Collected Adventures of Coarse Limely
This is a fantastical tale of derring-do, and derring-don't. A Kingdom in peril (not really). A knight (not really) in shining armor. A princess in no need of saving. A barbarian warrior with a flare for the dramatic. A pixie girl with a major sugar addiction. Together they'll fight the somewhat not-nice forces of a crazed villain who's actually just a little peckish. But who is the mysterious black knight that stands in their way? What lengths will our heroes go to in order to end up right back where they started? Is there going to be any pie left when they're done? Find out in the exciting Part One of The Adventures of Coarse Limely!
Then, in Part Two, one year after The Pie Incident, Coarse Limely and Princess Penelope Drapery have settled into a reasonable facsimile of peaceful lives in the castle. That peace is not to last, however. Attempts at diplomacy (if you could call them that) with the neighboring country of Carpet have failed. With no other recourse (in his mind anyway), King Drapery declares war. Coarse and Penelope's orders? Lead the charge to conquer Carpet and take all of their stuff. With the aid of his trusty squire Boy Howdy, a special-needs lad with his Luck Skill maxed out, Lucille Shine, the newly-anointed young Priestess of Violence, and a Big Guy with amnesia, Coarse, the Princess, and their soldiers will cut a swath of destruction through the enemy's realm. But old foes and new will stand in their way. From chemical warfare to good old-fashioned demons from Hell, there's no low Carpet won't sink to in order to defend their country from the Drapes invasion, including one nasty weapon that might just destroy this entire trilogy before Part Three even arrives!
But Part Three arrives, nonetheless! Eighteen years after the Great War with Carpet, a new generation of heroes steps forward to take on the challenges their parents can't be bothered with anymore. Coarse Limely II, Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Drapes, travels forth to find Commuppins A'Plein'Tei at the behest of his parents. He'll search the land far and wide to complete his quest, aided by Commuppins' daughter, the son of Iculous the Red, and a mysterious mercenary. Obstacles left by the previous generation will hinder our protagonists, and time will not be on their side. Worst of all, when they find Commuppins, will she even still be the lovable pixie they set out to find? Find out, in the final installment of The Adventures of Coarse Limely (before the next one).
Then, in Part Two, one year after The Pie Incident, Coarse Limely and Princess Penelope Drapery have settled into a reasonable facsimile of peaceful lives in the castle. That peace is not to last, however. Attempts at diplomacy (if you could call them that) with the neighboring country of Carpet have failed. With no other recourse (in his mind anyway), King Drapery declares war. Coarse and Penelope's orders? Lead the charge to conquer Carpet and take all of their stuff. With the aid of his trusty squire Boy Howdy, a special-needs lad with his Luck Skill maxed out, Lucille Shine, the newly-anointed young Priestess of Violence, and a Big Guy with amnesia, Coarse, the Princess, and their soldiers will cut a swath of destruction through the enemy's realm. But old foes and new will stand in their way. From chemical warfare to good old-fashioned demons from Hell, there's no low Carpet won't sink to in order to defend their country from the Drapes invasion, including one nasty weapon that might just destroy this entire trilogy before Part Three even arrives!
But Part Three arrives, nonetheless! Eighteen years after the Great War with Carpet, a new generation of heroes steps forward to take on the challenges their parents can't be bothered with anymore. Coarse Limely II, Crown Prince of the Kingdom of Drapes, travels forth to find Commuppins A'Plein'Tei at the behest of his parents. He'll search the land far and wide to complete his quest, aided by Commuppins' daughter, the son of Iculous the Red, and a mysterious mercenary. Obstacles left by the previous generation will hinder our protagonists, and time will not be on their side. Worst of all, when they find Commuppins, will she even still be the lovable pixie they set out to find? Find out, in the final installment of The Adventures of Coarse Limely (before the next one).
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Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781078768719 |
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| Publisher: | Barnes & Noble Press |
| Publication date: | 01/27/2020 |
| Series: | The Adventures of Coarse Limely , #1 |
| Edition description: | Physical Edition |
| Pages: | 328 |
| Product dimensions: | 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.69(d) |
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