Table of Contents
Conception 6
First Trimester: Starters 13
Pineapple and Trout Caviar Crackers 14
Raw Onions 17
Burnt Matches 21
Peggnut Butter Cups 24
Sweet Bacon and Cottage Cheese Sushi Rolls 27
Foraged Greens with Hot Fudge Dressing 29
Stone Walls 30
Peanut Butter, Balsamic Glaze, and Hazelnut Spread Bites 35
Popcorn on a Bed of Sauerkraut 36
Raw Broccoli with Applesauce 38
Rice and Gasoline 43
BBQ Beets 44
Lemons with Skin 49
Chips and Sour Gummi Worms 53
Tomato Soup with M&Ms 54
Spring Rolls with Chocolate Sauce 59
Toilet Paper 60
Crab Sticks with Jam 64
Pickle Cocktail 67
Nail Polish 71
Hot Dogs with Peanut Butter Dip 74
Chalk 79
Sandy Chips 80
Salami and Condensed Milk 83
Second Trimester: Mains 85
Lemon and Chocolate Prawns on a Bed of Spinach 86
Lamb's Eyes 89
Sausage and Jam 93
Banana-and-Peanut-Butter-Stuffed Jalapeños 94
Tuna Mayo-Melon 97
Rubber Bands 98
Bacon and Mars Bar Burger 102
Pineapple Potatoes 105
Chicken Nuggets with Whipped Cream 107
Hot Fudge Pizza 110
Steak with Ice Cream 113
Scrambled Eggs, Cheese, and Sauerkraut on Toast 117
Dog Food 120
Fried Chicken Donut Burger 126
Coal 128
Chicken with Frosting 130
Medley of Soaps $
Custard, Jelly, Peanut Butter, Banana, and Cream Sandwich $
Tuna with Strawberry Jam $
Cherry Spaghetti $
Pickled Pig's Foot with Cornflakes and Milk $
Seat Belt $
Sardines, Mustard, and Coffee $
Flower Salad $
Third Trimester: Dessert 159
Toothpaste with Oreos 161
Ice Cream and Chile Sauce 14
Bean and Cream Dream 166
Shrimp with White Chocolate 169
Profiteroles and Olives 171
Beef Jerky and Skittles 172
Waffles with Mustard and Brussels Sprouts 175
Mashed Potato with Caramel Sauce 176
Buttered Watermelon 178
Strawberry Ice Cream and Ketchup 181
Choc-Olive Cake 183
Sponge 184
Licorice and Salami $
Brussels Sprout Blancmange $
Orange Slices with Tomato Sauce Glaze $
Ice Cream, Chips, and Beef Sticks $
Hot Dog and Pickle Smoothie $
Sour Radish Patch $
Olives and Strawberry Salad $
Bananas with Hot Dog Chili $
Popsicles and Mustard $
Pickles and Ice Cream 217
The Countdown Top 10 Biggest Cravings 218
Sources 222
Labor 223