Upon its U.K. release in summer 2003,
Permission to Land, the debut album from spandex-clad retro metalheads
the Darkness, was a surprise success, hitting the British charts at number two (behind only
Beyonce's
Dangerously in Love). After hearing
Permission to Land, it's easier to understand why the British public went crazy for it, and for
the Darkness. The album is more or less straightforward
pop/rock with some '80s
metal window-dressing, and
the Darkness themselves live up to traditional notions of what a
rock band should be: louche, decadent, and harboring a don't-bore-us-get-to-the-chorus mentality. While the band is far from ironic in its homages to
Kiss,
Judas Priest, and
Queen,
the Darkness certainly are campy (and with a list of influences like that, they'd almost have to be), with a uniquely British sensibility, personified by singer
Justin Hawkins. A one-man campaign to bring back the unitard as fashionable
rock gear,
Hawkins sings about sex, drugs, and Satan with the voice of a castrato, backed by arena-sized riffs and rhythms.
The Darkness would be an utter failure if the band didn't write good songs, but miracle of miracles, they do. The first two-thirds of
Permission to Land is nearly flawless, an eerily realistic simulation of '80s
metal and '70s
glam that manages to sound familiar but not rehashed.
"Black Shuck" revels in pseudomystic gobbledygook like "Flames licked round the sacred spire"; on the great single
"Get Your Hands off My Woman," Hawkins sings "woooomaaan" higher than most women probably could.
"Growing on Me" (which includes the great lyric "I want to banish you from whence you came") and
"I Believe in a Thing Called Love" are tightly crafted songs that would sound good in almost any style, while
"Givin' Up" is one of the jauntiest songs about heroin ever written. Even the prerequisite power
ballad,
"Love Is Only a Feeling," stays on the fun side of cheesy, adrift on clouds of strummed guitars and gooey backing harmonies. The album has such a strong beginning and middle that it's not entirely surprising that
Permission to Land runs out of steam near the end, although
"Stuck in a Rut" is a crazed enough rocker -- complete with demonic laughter -- to nearly rival the album's earlier songs. Softer songs like
"Friday Night" and
"Holding My Own" make the collection unusually
ballad-heavy; if anything,
the Darkness could stand to rock a little harder. Even though
Permission to Land isn't quite as
metal as its singles suggested it might be, the album is surprisingly good, especially considering how bad the band's '80s
metal revival could have been. It's hard to say whether or not
the Darkness will take off in the States the way they did in their homeland;
Hawkins' over-the-top vocals aside, the band may be hurt by the fact that most
metal and
hard rock popular in the U.S. is more concerned with brooding and angst than with having fun. But having fun is what
Permission to Land is all about, even if it's just a guilty pleasure. ~ Heather Phares
