Pen Coffee Mike and Smoke Filled Rooms

This book is not just a book about my before-during-and-after stand up comedy career. Comedy was just the vehicle. It's about career choices. Life choices. About who believes in you and who doesn’t. About how surprised you are at who does and who doesn’t! It’s about decisions. Whose advice do you take? Some tell you if you believe in yourself keep doing what you’re doing and don’t change. Others tell you if you don’t change you’ll fail. In the end can you live with the results? Let’s hope so!
I never threw up before a show. Maybe I should have. Maybe I should have been more nervous. Stand up comedy can be funny on stage. Off stage it’s a serious business. In the beginning every new comedian has to be the performer, writer, manager, and marketing team. Every joke has to get scrutinized. Is it funny? Is it in the right sequence in the act? Does the verbiage give it the proper rhythm? And of course, is it right for the audience?
It’s one thing to get laughs in your living room or at the lunch table in school. But how about on stage, in the lights, looking through the smoke at 100 strangers who don’t know you and quite possibly are waiting for the next act? Is comedy fun? Yeah. When it works.
When it doesn’t work? If you’re lucky you’ll get heckled and you have a chance for some snappy come-backs.
That’s if you’re lucky. If you’re not lucky, you’re bombing and no one heckles you and all you can hear are crickets. And you can’t talk to them!
Why did I write this book? I’ll be honest. My ex pushed me into writing this. We needed the money.
“Who wants to hear about me? And what do I write about?”
“You’re a good writer. Write about you and your career.”
At first it was work. Like an English theme in school. Then I got into it. I didn’t have to go to a boring library and look things up. It was about me. I already knew this! I was just telling a story. And in the story I actually did and said some pretty funny things. And I wrote sentence fragments because I make the rules. And in the end? In the end I wrote a funny, insightful, entertainingly (my own word) interesting book that should make you laugh and cry. At least I did.
And my current wife?
“Why did you write a book about you? Nobody cares about you. Write a mystery!”
I can’t win.

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Pen Coffee Mike and Smoke Filled Rooms

This book is not just a book about my before-during-and-after stand up comedy career. Comedy was just the vehicle. It's about career choices. Life choices. About who believes in you and who doesn’t. About how surprised you are at who does and who doesn’t! It’s about decisions. Whose advice do you take? Some tell you if you believe in yourself keep doing what you’re doing and don’t change. Others tell you if you don’t change you’ll fail. In the end can you live with the results? Let’s hope so!
I never threw up before a show. Maybe I should have. Maybe I should have been more nervous. Stand up comedy can be funny on stage. Off stage it’s a serious business. In the beginning every new comedian has to be the performer, writer, manager, and marketing team. Every joke has to get scrutinized. Is it funny? Is it in the right sequence in the act? Does the verbiage give it the proper rhythm? And of course, is it right for the audience?
It’s one thing to get laughs in your living room or at the lunch table in school. But how about on stage, in the lights, looking through the smoke at 100 strangers who don’t know you and quite possibly are waiting for the next act? Is comedy fun? Yeah. When it works.
When it doesn’t work? If you’re lucky you’ll get heckled and you have a chance for some snappy come-backs.
That’s if you’re lucky. If you’re not lucky, you’re bombing and no one heckles you and all you can hear are crickets. And you can’t talk to them!
Why did I write this book? I’ll be honest. My ex pushed me into writing this. We needed the money.
“Who wants to hear about me? And what do I write about?”
“You’re a good writer. Write about you and your career.”
At first it was work. Like an English theme in school. Then I got into it. I didn’t have to go to a boring library and look things up. It was about me. I already knew this! I was just telling a story. And in the story I actually did and said some pretty funny things. And I wrote sentence fragments because I make the rules. And in the end? In the end I wrote a funny, insightful, entertainingly (my own word) interesting book that should make you laugh and cry. At least I did.
And my current wife?
“Why did you write a book about you? Nobody cares about you. Write a mystery!”
I can’t win.

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Pen Coffee Mike and Smoke Filled Rooms

Pen Coffee Mike and Smoke Filled Rooms

by Jeff Chern
Pen Coffee Mike and Smoke Filled Rooms

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by Jeff Chern

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This book is not just a book about my before-during-and-after stand up comedy career. Comedy was just the vehicle. It's about career choices. Life choices. About who believes in you and who doesn’t. About how surprised you are at who does and who doesn’t! It’s about decisions. Whose advice do you take? Some tell you if you believe in yourself keep doing what you’re doing and don’t change. Others tell you if you don’t change you’ll fail. In the end can you live with the results? Let’s hope so!
I never threw up before a show. Maybe I should have. Maybe I should have been more nervous. Stand up comedy can be funny on stage. Off stage it’s a serious business. In the beginning every new comedian has to be the performer, writer, manager, and marketing team. Every joke has to get scrutinized. Is it funny? Is it in the right sequence in the act? Does the verbiage give it the proper rhythm? And of course, is it right for the audience?
It’s one thing to get laughs in your living room or at the lunch table in school. But how about on stage, in the lights, looking through the smoke at 100 strangers who don’t know you and quite possibly are waiting for the next act? Is comedy fun? Yeah. When it works.
When it doesn’t work? If you’re lucky you’ll get heckled and you have a chance for some snappy come-backs.
That’s if you’re lucky. If you’re not lucky, you’re bombing and no one heckles you and all you can hear are crickets. And you can’t talk to them!
Why did I write this book? I’ll be honest. My ex pushed me into writing this. We needed the money.
“Who wants to hear about me? And what do I write about?”
“You’re a good writer. Write about you and your career.”
At first it was work. Like an English theme in school. Then I got into it. I didn’t have to go to a boring library and look things up. It was about me. I already knew this! I was just telling a story. And in the story I actually did and said some pretty funny things. And I wrote sentence fragments because I make the rules. And in the end? In the end I wrote a funny, insightful, entertainingly (my own word) interesting book that should make you laugh and cry. At least I did.
And my current wife?
“Why did you write a book about you? Nobody cares about you. Write a mystery!”
I can’t win.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940044556256
Publisher: Jeff Chern
Publication date: 05/15/2013
Sold by: Smashwords
Format: eBook
File size: 8 MB
Age Range: 18 Years

About the Author

Before he entered the world of show business Jeff flunked out of Ohio State twice. Why twice? Never one to hold a grudge, Jeff wanted to give the university a second chance. A high school experience with an audience motivated him to embark on a career in show business as a stand-up comedian. After a decade long quest for success Jeff finally retired from the “biz” and decided to return to civilian life. He parlayed his successes from careers such as office clerk, car salesman, call center rep., customer service clerk, copy machine salesman, credit supervisor, and shoe salesman into a sizable savings account. One day Jeff cashed in the savings account and spent all of it on a computer; complete with a keyboard, mouse, and speakers. Now married and with two children, Jeff found that his expenses were taking a toll on his ability to pay bills. When his son’s cell phone bill became larger than the mortgage payment, Jeff was strongly encouraged to get a second job by his wife of 20 years. Or was it 60? Since Jeff was now computer literate he decided to write about his journey from oblivion to the bright lights of show business and back into oblivion. The success of this book, plus a small loan, should be enough to pay the phone bill, and buy his daughter the $800 hair straightener she’s been looking at. Today Jeff works for the Texas Employment Commission in McKinney, Texas helping the unemployed find jobs. Jeff needs a new job himself. A job that might involve a keyboard and writing stories utilizing state of the art techniques like cut and paste. If successful, hopefully he'll be able to replace his printer that keeps wrinkling up the paper.

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