Painfully British Haikus

by Dale Shaw

Overview

'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW

Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people.

The Sellotape end
Unlocatable it seems
Christmas is cancelled

How many gin tins
Is decreed appropriate
For this train journey?

The sound of a splash
My Hobnob falls to pieces
My tea is sullied

Every houseplant
Suffers a slow painful death
I am a monster

You're at the seaside
A seagull eyes your Magnum
You won't win that fight

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781405944687
Publisher:	Penguin UK
Publication date:	11/14/2019
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	144
File size:	41 MB
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About the Author

Dale Shaw, born in Wolverhampton, is a comedy writer. He is also a television and radio writer, journalist, performer, musician and writer of fiction. Most recently, prior to writing Painfully British Haikus, Dale has written for Russell Howard's Good News, The Impressions Show, The News Quiz, The Now Show and many more. He has also written books, Last Minute Rooms in Bethlehem and F**k This Journal.