Table of Contents
Introduction, What Online Dating Is Like For Me, Let's Talk Douchebags, The Most Special Douchebag Of All, And Then There's Your Average Guy, Look Past The Smile, Please!, Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire, Wait, Why Are You Nothing Like Your Photo?, How Come You Do Nothing Your Photos Show You Doing?, Lol Out The Ass, It's Okay To Have An Opinion, Use Your Words, You Don't Know Me, So Back Off, What Makes You Think I Want To Sleep With You?, If You Don't Think You're Good Enough For Me, Why Should I?, The Dreaded Copy and Paste, A Digression: What Men Don't Understand, If You Don't Know It, Don't Use It, Stop Calling Me Beautiful, Give Me A Little Space Would Ya?, So, What Would Work For Me? What Message Do I Want to Receive?, The Overeager Puppy, The Dreaded Phone App Addict, Please Listen To ME, Ex Talk, Do You Realize What You Just Told Me?, The Man Who Isn't Ready, The Man Who Hates Women, Why Can't You See That This Is Not Going To Work, Postscript: This Thing Called the Real World, A Final Thought
