One Hundred Muddy Paws For Thought

by Simon Whaley

Overview

Our humans pretend to get upset when we get muddy but we know they expect it really. At last, gems of doggy wisdom on how to wear your mud with pride! On those wet, windy, wintry walks when you're as dirty and as slimy as you can get, don't slip and slide frenetically as you try to clamber over a stile. Let your human sweep you up into their arms and gently carry you over, whilst you watch the remnants of that cow pat transfer from your coat to theirs. Responsible humans like to know where you are at all times. Be considerate and tell them where you've been too, by leaving a trail of muddy footprints across all floor surfaces. It's only since humans have domesticated dogs, that you've had to be clean. Go ancestral. Get dirty!

Product Details

BN ID:	2940164640774
Publisher:	Simon Whaley
Publication date:	08/21/2020
Sold by:	Draft2Digital
Format:	eBook
File size:	156 KB

About the Author

Simon Whaley is a writer, author and a photographer.

Like many writers, he's had a few proper jobs along the way (high street bank, local government, civil service) but found that life as a writer suits him better. Since his first book hit the UK bestseller lists in December 2003, he's authored and contributed to several books, written hundreds of articles and seen several of his short stories published across the world.

To find out more about Simon visit his website at www.simonwhaley.co.uk.

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