Not All Diamonds and Rosé: The Inside Story of The Real Housewives from the People Who Lived It

Not All Diamonds and Rosé: The Inside Story of The Real Housewives from the People Who Lived It

by Dave Quinn

Narrated by Amy Phillips

Unabridged — 20 hours, 30 minutes

Not All Diamonds and Rosé: The Inside Story of The Real Housewives from the People Who Lived It

Not All Diamonds and Rosé: The Inside Story of The Real Housewives from the People Who Lived It

by Dave Quinn

Narrated by Amy Phillips

Unabridged — 20 hours, 30 minutes

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Overview

THE INSTANT #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER!

“I like to think of Not All Diamonds and Rosé as the ultimate reunion. I know readers will be surprised, entertained, and even shocked at what's in store." -Andy Cohen

Dave Quinn's Not All Diamonds and Rosé is the definitive oral history of the hit television franchise, from its unlikely start in the gated communities of Orange County to the pop culture behemoth it has become-spanning nine cities, hundreds of cast members, and millions of fans.

What is it really like to be a housewife? We all want to know, but only the women we love to watch and the people who make the show have the whole story. Well, listen in close, because they're about to tell all.

Nearly all the wives, producers, and network executives, as well as Andy Cohen himself, are on the record, unfiltered and unvarnished about what it really takes to have a tagline. This is your VIP pass to the lives behind the glam squads, testimonials, and tabloid feuds.

Life's not all diamonds and rosé, but the truth is so much better, isn't it?

“This exhaustive oral history features dishy interviews with 185 cast and crew members behind the Bravo phenomenon. Fans will delight to read about how it all got started.”
-New York Post

A Macmillan Audio production from Andy Cohen Books


Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

11/08/2021

Journalist Quinn debuts with a tell-all oral history of the Real Housewives franchise that’s as sweeping as it is scandalous. Pulling from more than 175 interviews with Housewives, “Bravolebrities,” producers, and network executives, Quinn takes readers from Orange County—where the show took off in 2006—to Housewife cities New York; Atlanta; New Jersey; Washington, D.C.; Beverly Hills; Miami; Potomac, Md.; and Dallas, as the show’s cast and crew dish on behind-the-scenes drama about everything from rivalries between the women to affairs, faked cancer, and firings. Musing on the show’s title, former network executive Lauren Zalaznick explains that while its cheekiness was “a play on Desperate Housewives and The OC,”its on-screen characters “worked hard every day.” Though executive producer Andy Cohen confesses he was “ready to kill the show,” due to bumps in production the first season, he adoringly recalls how the Real Housewives’ ability to capture the fascination of his friends (and millions of others) changed the trajectory of his life. In addition to pages of snarky banter between Housewives, the book concludes with a delightful “Tagline Catalog” of unforgettable quotes from the shows—such as Lynne Curtin’s classic adage, “It’s not about how much money you have, it’s about how good you look spending it.” Fans will drink this up as quickly as the Housewives would a glass of champagne. (Oct.)

From the Publisher

[Not All Diamonds and Rosé] spills the tea (or the rosé, if you prefer) on the reality empire with extensive reporting from the series' casts, producers, executives, and more.”
—Entertainment Weekly

“As sweeping as it is scandalous...Fans will drink this up as quickly as the Housewives would a glass of champagne.”
—Publishers Weekly

“This exhaustive oral history features dishy interviews with 185 cast and crew members behind the Bravo phenomenon. Fans will delight to read about how it all got started, which fired housewives are angriest with Andy Cohen — and a shocking, never-before-revealed incident that happened when the New Jersey cast went to Punta Cana. No wonder the book sold out after it was first released.”
—New York Post

Kirkus Reviews

2021-10-19
A lengthy oral history of the outrageous series.

Applying straightforward journalistic standards to a pursuit as escapist as Bravo’s Real Housewives series feels misguided when there’s so much voyeuristic joy in watching a few minutes of table-flipping antics or heated arguments about underwear. Regardless, this book takes the show seriously. Quinn, best known for his work at Peopleand Entertainment Weekly, doesn’t do much writing, allowing the principals to speak for themselves. That’s a shame because his sometimes-shady notes that summarize events and quickly move the story along can be more entertaining than the self-serving testimony of a Housewife who feels wronged. It’s clear that Quinn wants everyone to have their say, as they relive the creation of The Real Housewives of Orange County, which launched the franchise, and every iteration since—in New York, New Jersey, Atlanta, Beverly Hills, and elsewhere. Quinn provides each Housewife’s origin story and (usually) why they exited their particular show. “It’s like when somebody is president of the United States,” explains Miami Housewife Ana Quincoces. “They will forever be called president. And a Housewife will always be a Housewife.” The narrative is most engaging when it shows multiple behind-the-scenes explanations from the Housewives and the producers about now-famous, or infamous, scenes from the show—e.g., New Jersey Housewife Teresa Giudice’s legendary table-flipping outburst punctuated with her screams of “Prostitution whore!”—or the increasingly explosive reunion shows hosted by Bravo executive Andy Cohen. However, when one of the principals chooses not to cooperate—a list that includes the franchise’s two biggest successes, Bethenny Frankel and NeNe Leakes, and dozens of others, as well as actors Kim Fields and Denise Richards—suddenly there is a gaping hole that can’t really be filled, which will disappoint Housewife completists.

Housewives fans will delight in the insider gossip, but this serious treatment won’t create many converts for the franchise.

Product Details

BN ID: 2940178752586
Publisher: Macmillan Audio
Publication date: 02/22/2022
Edition description: Unabridged
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