My Diary: Memoirs of a Liar

by Thom Aubrey, Thomas Handsome (Introduction)

Overview

Set in Boofer County, Missouri, his mental stability was put into question after he was arrested. The presiding judge asked that a full psychiatric evaluation be performed on Mr. Aubrey. His sentence suspended pending this evaluation, his psychiatrist asked Thom to keep a daily journal of the happenings in his daily life. The results are what you will find in the pages of this book.

Join Thom as he tells about his adventures as a traveling staple salesman, his time with his Lady, handles the business side of a local celebrity (his feline companion), offers fatherly advice to his friend Suelo and her one-legged-talent-pageant-hopeful daughter Erma, his multiple visits to see his cannibalistic incarcerated father, on-going feuding with his arch-nemesis (local gynecologist Oedipus Prime)and a slew of other characters and tales.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940150293892
Publisher:	Thomas Handsome
Publication date:	01/02/2015
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	110
File size:	97 KB

About the Author

Here's the deal with me. I'm 17 years old and live in Boofer County, Missouri. I hit these streets hard like everyday slangin staples. All kinds of staples- for school papers, projects, construction papers, birth certificates, income taxes, your skull, stacks of money, decoration. You name it, I got the staples for it. I'm the best in the biz, hombre. (That's Spansh for a-hole).

I have a girlfriend who lets me straight up do intercourse to her. For reals. Her name is Lady and she's like 7 feet tall with a curly orange afro and is an African American black lady. She's a weather person in Japan, Japan. She's pretty cool. Has boobs and all that.