In 2000,
Apartment 26 issued its debut LP,
Hallucinating, an album heavily -- heavily -- influenced by the gimmicky cross-pollination of
industrial and
metal favored by aggro types like
Orgy and
Gravity Kills. A full four years later,
Apartment returned on a new label (
Atlantic), with a new album (
Music for the Massive) and a fully rehabbed yet no less problematic sonic exterior.
Tchad Blake seems to have been one of the foremen on this reconstruction project; he handles most of the production and mixing, as well as a few instrumental turns. The band's
industrial foment is still intact, but it's been steamrolled into slick sheets of clicking, processed electronic mush. The result? White noise, blips, and smatterings of voices and synthesized instruments filling the gaps between
Music's enormous, guitar-heavy loud
rock choruses and its meandering, go-nowhere verses.
Blake and mixer
Chris Lord-Alge have capably refitted
Apartment 26's previous sound for 21st century marketability; unfortunately, the band itself still has very little source material to bring to the table, which makes
Music resemble an enactment of formula instead of an album of songs. And then there's those odd, ham-fisted attempts to fuse
jazz and
swing elements to aggressive
nu-metal.
"Give Me More" and
"Book (Be My Friend)" are as gimmicky as anything on
Hallucinating; they sound like
Filter covering
Cherry Poppin' Daddies'
"Zoot Suit Riot." "Stupid World"'s thick, buzzing guitar line is pretty catchy, but even here insistent processing cleanses it to the point of utter blandness.
"5 Day Rental" is even more aimless, wandering between shimmering organs, guttural vocals, gargantuan guitar tones, and the usual bed of electronics. It's possible all of this is supposed to sound like an updated
Jane's Addiction, but there's just no real songwriting meat underneath all the rancid bluster. Confusing records like
Music for the Massive only further muddle a
post-grunge/
nu-metal movement already afflicted with the wheel-spinning doldrums. ~ Johnny Loftus