Mud, Sweat, and Gears: A Rowdy Family Bike Adventure Across Canada on Seven Wheels

Mud, Sweat, and Gears: A Rowdy Family Bike Adventure Across Canada on Seven Wheels

Mud, Sweat, and Gears: A Rowdy Family Bike Adventure Across Canada on Seven Wheels

Mud, Sweat, and Gears: A Rowdy Family Bike Adventure Across Canada on Seven Wheels

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Overview

After seventeen years, who would road test a perfectly good marriage by putting it on a summer-long, self-contained bicycle adventure across Canada? Only the Metal Cowboy, of course. Beth Biagini Kurmaskie, the woman behind the man-child, has finally saddled up on her own volition—if only to bring a bit of parental supervision to the mix. She struggles and stumbles along the way while celebrating summer, speed, the simple pleasures of a road trip powered by one’s own muscles, and family: what it means to be part of one stripped of the comforts and noise of the modern world, riding sixteen feet of bicycle train. With three sons aboard—one celebrating his first birthday on the road—a nursing mother finds her inner Xena Warrior Cyclist and all the reasons why she's stayed married to a whirling dervish of a husband.

Mud, Sweat, and Gears brings together absurd and sublime moments, introduces an American family to the wilds of Canada, uncovers choice characters (man and animal), and finds all the humor and pathos a Metal Cowboy adventure is famous for. If Momentum Is Your Friend was about fathers, sons, and hometown heroes, then Mud, Sweat, and Gears is about mothers, wives, family, and the glue that holds the world together.

With an extra twist: revealing and outrageous footnotes from Beth throughout, filling in the backstories to many previous Metal Cowboy tales.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781891369858
Publisher: Breakaway Books
Publication date: 01/01/2010
Pages: 304
Product dimensions: 6.30(w) x 9.00(h) x 1.30(d)

About the Author

Joe Kurkaskie is the author of Metal Cowboy (Breakaway, 1999) and Riding Outside the Lines (Crown 2001).

Table of Contents


Prologue 9
Mom 15
Part One: Obed Summit
Chapter 1 Second Wind 18
Part Two: Portland, Oregon, to Port Hardy, Vancouver Island
Mom 27
Chapter 2 How to Make the Perfect Cup of Coffee 31
Chapter 3 Road-Testing a Perfectly Good Marriage 36
Chapter 4 False Starts 40
Chapter 5 Canadian Hospitality 52
Chapter 6 A Brand-New Day 56
Chapter 7 Little Russia 60
Chapter 8 Ruckle Park: Fellowship of the Fire Ring 69
Chapter 9 The Battery King of British Columbia 78
Chapter 10 James and His Giant Peach Bicycle 83
Chapter 11 Freefalling 94
Chapter 12 Cross-Training 97
Chapter 13 Haircut of the Gods 109
Chapter 14 Grumpy Old Man, Part 1 115
Chapter 15 Trying Not to Miss the Boat 121
Part Three:
Joe and Beth: The Greatest Love Story Ever Told (This Week)
Mom 128
Chapter 16 A Beautiful Wreck 129
Chapter 17 Crash and Burn 154
Chapter 18 As You Wish 161

Part 4: Prince Rupert to Saskatoon
Mom 176
Chapter 19 Selwin Berries 180
Chapter 20 Wilderness Gourmet 184
Chapter 21 Wendy and Her Lost Boys 211
Chapter 22 It’s Best You Don’t Know About These Things 233
Chapter 23 Yellowhead Highway Trivia for a Hundred, Alex 240
Chapter 24 Climate-Controlled Living 244
Chapter 25 The Gatekeepers of Jasper Park 247
Chapter 26 Jasper Welcoming Committee 251
Chapter 27 Grumpy Old Man, Part 2 254
Chapter 28 Gone to the Dogs 263
Chapter 29 Trucker’s Dream 271
Chapter 30 Hailstorms Are All We Know of Heaven 277
Chapter 31 I Will Miss This Body So Much When It’s Gone
282
Part Five: Nova Scotia
Mom 287
Chapter 32 Performance Art 291
Chapter 33 It’s for You 297
Chapter 34 The Victory Tuck 300
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