Mismatched Shoes and Upside Down Pizza

Lori B. Duff had two choices: she could have a career-ending, news worthy mid-life crisis, or she could write a book.  Lucky for you, she wrote a book.  This memoir, filled with hilarious essays, covers such diverse subjects as male-female relationships, parenting, grammar, travel, and the general disasters that occur to the good, the bad, and the clumsy. Sometimes, you might even find unexpected wisdom. Here you will discover the law of conservation of head hair (every hair that falls from a man’s scalp reappears on mature woman’s face); what happens when senior citizens hijack a wedding bus; why ziplining in the rain is more fun; what to buy your wife for her birthday; what an introverted mom is to do with an extroverted son; and other musings on life, the universe, and everything. Lori’s writing has been described as having the sensibility of Erma Bombeck, with the hilarity of Dave Barry and keen sense of observation of David Sedaris. Sometimes, even people who aren’t her Mom say these things.

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Mismatched Shoes and Upside Down Pizza

Lori B. Duff had two choices: she could have a career-ending, news worthy mid-life crisis, or she could write a book.  Lucky for you, she wrote a book.  This memoir, filled with hilarious essays, covers such diverse subjects as male-female relationships, parenting, grammar, travel, and the general disasters that occur to the good, the bad, and the clumsy. Sometimes, you might even find unexpected wisdom. Here you will discover the law of conservation of head hair (every hair that falls from a man’s scalp reappears on mature woman’s face); what happens when senior citizens hijack a wedding bus; why ziplining in the rain is more fun; what to buy your wife for her birthday; what an introverted mom is to do with an extroverted son; and other musings on life, the universe, and everything. Lori’s writing has been described as having the sensibility of Erma Bombeck, with the hilarity of Dave Barry and keen sense of observation of David Sedaris. Sometimes, even people who aren’t her Mom say these things.

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Mismatched Shoes and Upside Down Pizza

Mismatched Shoes and Upside Down Pizza

by Lori B. Duff
Mismatched Shoes and Upside Down Pizza

Mismatched Shoes and Upside Down Pizza

by Lori B. Duff

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Overview

Lori B. Duff had two choices: she could have a career-ending, news worthy mid-life crisis, or she could write a book.  Lucky for you, she wrote a book.  This memoir, filled with hilarious essays, covers such diverse subjects as male-female relationships, parenting, grammar, travel, and the general disasters that occur to the good, the bad, and the clumsy. Sometimes, you might even find unexpected wisdom. Here you will discover the law of conservation of head hair (every hair that falls from a man’s scalp reappears on mature woman’s face); what happens when senior citizens hijack a wedding bus; why ziplining in the rain is more fun; what to buy your wife for her birthday; what an introverted mom is to do with an extroverted son; and other musings on life, the universe, and everything. Lori’s writing has been described as having the sensibility of Erma Bombeck, with the hilarity of Dave Barry and keen sense of observation of David Sedaris. Sometimes, even people who aren’t her Mom say these things.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940046332957
Publisher: Lori Duff
Publication date: 11/16/2014
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: eBook
File size: 2 MB

About the Author

Lori Duff is a popular humor Blogger for the Patch and various Your Local News, Inc. outlets, including the Monroe Local and the Grayson Local. She also writes a more serious column about law stuff for Your Local News. By day, she is the managing law partner of Jones & Duff, LLC and wages war for a living. She prefers making people laugh. Lori is married to her husband of over 15 years, Mike, and together they have two children, Jacob and Marin. Mike, Jacob, and Marin are good sports about having embarrassing stuff written about them all the time.

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