Table of Contents
Contents
Preface xi
Disclaimer xiv
Additional Titles by Suzanne Purewal xv
Mom's Thoughts on Online Dating 1
Mom's Thoughts on Online Dating, Part II 4
Mis-Matched 6
The Lewd, The Crude, and The Ugly 10
Worst Pickup Lines Ever 15
Searching For Mrs. Robinson 19
The Old Bait and Switch 25
Doctors & Chemists & A Cowboy, Oh My! 32
I'm Not Like Other Guys 38
A Motherly Type of Love 43
The Foreign Contingent 45
A Handful of Mixed Nuts 50
It Finally Happened! 56
Fright or Delight? 61
The Twelve Days of Christmas 63
Just Say, "No!" 67
Could Business Lead to Pleasure? 72
Dysfunctional Dates Abound 75
My Big, Fat Greek Tragedy 81
Awkward Moments 84
It's Hard to Be Arm Candy 87
When Will I Be Loved? 90
A Shape-Shifter, A Sex Addict, and A Dominant Male 95
Drunk and Drunker 102
Not So Helpful Dating Advice 109
You Want Me To Do What? 112
The Time I Completely Lost My Mind 118
Over the River and Through the Woods 121
The Sound of Silence 124
Not So Elite 127
Déjà Vu 132
My Twelve Days of Christmas 134
When Push Came to Shove 138
Jumping Off The Crazy Train 142
Expect the Unexpected 144
Epilogue 149
About The Author 151