| Preface | ix |
| Note to the Text | xi |
| Introduction | xiii |
Part I | Settling in to Editorial Duties August 1869-October 1869 | |
| "Salutatory" | 5 |
| Removal of the Capital | 7 |
| Lady Byron--Mrs. Stowe's Revelations | 8 |
| Inspired Humor | 9 |
| The "Monopoly" Speaks | 11 |
| A Day at Niagara | 12 |
| Uncriminal Victims | 18 |
| The Byron Scandal | 19 |
| [A Fine Old Man] | 21 |
| Only a Nigger | 22 |
| English Festivities | 23 |
| The Prodigal Son Returns | 28 |
| The Byron Scandal | 29 |
| The Byron Question | 30 |
| Journalism in Tennessee | 31 |
| More Byron Scandal | 37 |
| Butler on the Byron Scandal | 38 |
| The Last Words of Great Men | 44 |
| Personal | 47 |
| "Mr. and Mrs. Byron" | 47 |
| The Gates Ajar | 51 |
| The "Wild Man" | 53 |
| Rev. H. W. Beecher | 56 |
| The Ticket--Explanation | 59 |
| Engineer Griffin | 60 |
| The Latest Novelty | 62 |
Part II | Lighting Out for the Lecture Circuit October 1869-January 1870 | |
| Around the World: Letter No. 1 | 67 |
| Mark Twain: His Greetings to the California Pioneers | 71 |
| The Legend of the Capitoline Venus | 73 |
| Around the World: Letter No. 2 | 78 |
| The Paraguay Puzzle | 84 |
| A Good Letter | 86 |
| Hanging to Slow Music | 88 |
| Around the World: Letter No. 3 | 89 |
| Civilized Brutality | 93 |
| Browsing Around | 95 |
| The Richardson Murder | 101 |
| Browsing Around | 102 |
| The Law of Divorce | 107 |
| Around the World: Letter No. 4 | 108 |
| Around the World: Letter No. 5 | 112 |
| Ye Cuban Patriot | 117 |
| An Indignant Rebuke | 120 |
| The Hyenas | 121 |
| An Awful--Terrible Medieval Romance | 123 |
| Mrs. Stowe's Vindication | 129 |
| Around the World: Letter No. 6 | 130 |
| A Ghost Story | 134 |
| Around the World: Letter No. 7 | 140 |
| Around the World: Letter No. 8 | 144 |
Part III | Back to Buffalo February 1870-May 1870 | |
| Nasby's Lecture | 153 |
| Anson Burlingame | 153 |
| The Blondes | 157 |
| Personal | 159 |
| More Wisdom | 159 |
| "A Big Thing" | 161 |
| A Mysterious Visit | 166 |
| Literary Guide to Williams & Packard's System of Penmanship | 170 |
| The Facts in the Great Land Slide Case | 172 |
| Mark Twain on Agriculture | 176 |
| The New Crime | 177 |
| The Story of the Good Little Boy Who Did Not Prosper | 182 |
| Curious Dream | 186 |
| Curious Dream, Conclusion | 191 |
| Murder and Insanity | 194 |
Part IV | Personal Troubles and Rumors of War May 1870-October 1870 | |
| Personal | 199 |
| Our Precious Lunatic | 204 |
| Street Sprinkling | 207 |
| More Distinction | 208 |
| How Higgins Gently Broke the News | 210 |
| Buffalo Female Academy | 211 |
| The Editorial Office Bore | 215 |
| How I Edited an Agricultural Paper | 217 |
| The European War!!! | 222 |
| Obituary | 224 |
| To the Reader | 227 |
| At the President's Reception | 229 |
| Curious Relic for Sale | 233 |
| Mark Twain: His Map and Fortifications of Paris | 238 |
Part V | The Last Days of Journalism October 1870-January 1871 | |
| On Riley--Newspaper Correspondent | 243 |
| The Libel Suit | 246 |
| A Reminiscence of the Back Settlements | 248 |
| A General Reply | 250 |
| Running for Governor | 254 |
| My Watch--An Instructive Little Tale | 259 |
| An Entertaining Article | 262 |
| Dogberry in Washington | 266 |
| War and "Wittles" | 268 |
| The Facts in the Case of George Fisher, Deceased | 270 |
| "Waiting for the Verdict" | 276 |
| A Sad, Sad Business | 277 |
| Mean People | 280 |
| The Danger of Lying in Bed | 281 |
| Notes | 285 |
| Index | 307 |