MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)

MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)

by Lotus Rose
MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)

MachoPoni: A Prance with Death (Poniworld Chronicles #1)

by Lotus Rose

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Overview

MachoPoni must rescue his girlfriend, Dust, from The Land of the Undead Ponies.

Unfortunately, to do so, he must become one of the undead, himself.

Along the way, he encounters a pony with a mohawk, the Chill-Aid Man (who's filled with blood), and the CuddleBears, (who have porcupine quills and like to give deadly hugs).

(The illustrations are included inside the book.)

This first volume of the dementedly funny 80's nostalgia series, The Poniworld Chronicles, introduces us to MachoPoni. He's a purple pony who tries to act tough, but has a heart of gold.

And his heart has a soft spot for a female pony named Dust. He's loved her ever since they were children, though many would call him a fool for doing so. Because most ponies would call Dust cruel and manipulative. But the part of her that MachoPoni fell in love with, is a part deep inside that she doesn't show to others.

These books are darkly humorous, twisted parodies that maybe children shouldn't be allowed to read. They're truly "children's books for adults and teens," delivered with a twisted sense of humor.

The Poniworld Chronicles~
MachoPoni: A Prance With Death
Mein Poni-Kampf: A Biography of the Leader of the Nazi Ponies
My Brootal Poni: A Very Butch Poni Tale
Dust in Your Eyes: An Erotic Poni Tale
Mötley Hüerd, the Pony Glam Metal Band
Dust on the Wind: Journey to Redemption
Octopony
How the Alien Pony Princess Fell in Love

Product Details

BN ID: 2940149004300
Publisher: Death Pout
Publication date: 03/20/2010
Series: Poniworld Chronicles , #1
Sold by: Barnes & Noble
Format: eBook
Pages: 148
Sales rank: 561,440
File size: 9 KB

About the Author

www.loteyrose.com
Lotus Rose writes delightfully weird tales about young characters in strange situations. At times dark, silly, or bawdy, his writing owes much to such influences as Alice in Wonderland and Roald Dahl, Piers Anthony and Douglas Adams, and explores themes like disillusionment, and the corruption of innocence. If his books were movies, they'd likely be directed by Tim Burton. He often writes in a style that is a more edgy, "grown-up" version of children's literature interspersed with his poetry and songs.
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