Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

by Whee Winn
Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

by Whee Winn

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Overview

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids?is the perfect collection of kid-friendly jokes that will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether you're stuck in the house, on a road trip, or gathered for the holidays, these jokes will have everyone cracking up.

This collection of jokes is hilarious, clean, and family-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, riddles, and a whole lot more.?Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids?is certain to have every kid you know laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air. Tickle their funny bones and share with friends and family for hours and hours of laughing!

Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids:

  • Good for readers of all ages, 6-10 years old
  • Family-friendly jokes with clean humor
  • Wide variety of joke styles
  • Fun illustrations add a whimsical sense to the book
  • Includes bonus Q&A jokes and riddles

Don't hoard the fun! Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is perfect for:

  • Birthdays, celebrations, or family gatherings
  • Good, clean fun during school hours or free time
  • Christmas or advent gifts, stocking stuffers or surprise white elephant gifts
  • Long trips on a planes, trains, or cars

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780310750628
Publisher: Zonderkidz
Publication date: 02/02/2016
Pages: 128
Sales rank: 50,350
Product dimensions: 4.90(w) x 6.90(h) x 0.40(d)
Age Range: 6 - 10 Years

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Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids


By Whee Winn

ZONDERVAN

Copyright © 2016 Zonderkidz
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-310-75062-8



CHAPTER 1

Name Jokes


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it's cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
William.
William who?
William mind your own business!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get
something to eat?


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Dora's locked. That's why I'm knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip your pool. I wanna take a dip!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jo.
Jo who?
Jo King!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita borrow a pencil.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, it's overflowing!

Knock,
knock.

Who's there?
Lena.
Lena who?
Lena little closer and I'll tell you.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the hole!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow!


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q. Chicken!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy 'fraid I've forgotten.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya name is Dan.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G ...


(Continues...)

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Table of Contents

Contents

Name Jokes, 9–36,
Place Jokes, 37–43,
Holiday Jokes, 45–52,
Food Jokes, 53–61,
Animal Jokes, 63–71,
Object Jokes, 73–97,
Bonus Jokes and Riddles, 99–121,

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