Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and certainly doesn't polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what's a man to do? Get revenge, that's what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,200 words.

WARNING: Contains toe cheese.

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Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and certainly doesn't polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what's a man to do? Get revenge, that's what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,200 words.

WARNING: Contains toe cheese.

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Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

by Donald Rump
Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

by Donald Rump

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Overview

Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn't cook, doesn't clean, and certainly doesn't polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what's a man to do? Get revenge, that's what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,200 words.

WARNING: Contains toe cheese.


Product Details

BN ID: 2940152824032
Publisher: Donald Rump
Publication date: 05/08/2016
Sold by: Draft2Digital
Format: eBook
File size: 298 KB
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