Table of Contents
Introduction 1
1 It Could Be Worse 5
2 The Young Lutheran's Guide to the Orchestra 9
3 Pontoon Boat 15
4 PK 21
5 Gospel Birds 27
6 Twentieth Anniversary 33
7 Deer Camp 41
8 Thanksgiving 47
9 The True Meaning of Christmas 53
10 "Johnny Johnson's Wedding": The Sons of Knute Christmas Song 58
11 Ice Fishing 63
12 The Sons of Knute March 68
13 Ministers' Retreat 71
14 Church Organist 77
15 The Herdsmen 85
16 Church Directory 91
17 Lorraine Turnblad's Tombstone 97
18 The Pastor's Résumé 105
19 The Yard of All Yards 113
20 Confirmation Sunday 121
21 Memorial Day 129
22 Marital Memorial Day 135
23 An Outdoor Reception by the Lake 141
24 Lutheran Summer Vacation 147
25 Potato Salad 153
26 Raking Leaves 159
27 Ninety-five Theses 167
28 Lutheran Song 181