Table of Contents
Trigger Warnings, Disclaimers, and Other Things xi
1 This Was All Just a Big Mistake 1
2 6 Ways to Hate Your Body 13
3 I Was a Fat Kid 20
4 I Wasn't Actually a Fat Kid 32
5 The Fat Cowgirl Position 47
6 Landwhale 59
7 Things I Thought I Couldn't Do but Then Did 65
8 HAES, Hot Mics, and Other Things I Learned About the Hard Way 80
9 I've Never Owned a Body 96
10 Sick 117
11 Safety Scares the Shit Out of Me 122
12 Three Vaginas 131
13 So, Have You Ever Thought About Dieting? 147
14 Maybe I'm a Hobbit? 159
15 In Praise of Loud and Fat Women 170
16 David and Goliath 184
17 The Pros and Cons of Being Fat 209
18 American Billboard 224
19 The Bulletproof Fatty 232
20 6 Ways to Love Your Body 243
Thank You. Thank You Very Much 251