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Kittycat Massacre

Kittycat Massacre

by J. Manfred Weichsel


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The Librarian's assistant has kidnapped a kindergarten class so they can hear a fetid fairytale called Kittycat Massacre, a yucky yarn about a troubled young girl and boy who run away from home and wind up in the house of a deranged woman who tortures and kills cats. 

The assistant watches eagerly as the Librarian reads them this nauseating novella of loathsome literature. Oh, how he hopes it is a fable so foul that none can listen without losing their lunch, because the Librarian has also kidnapped their teacher and put her in a guillotine. If just one child can listen without puking, their teacher will be spared. But if every single one vomits, he gets to drop the blade and off comes their teacher's head!

Can you read this book without throwing up? Do you take the challenge?

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ISBN-13: 9781666252637
Publisher: Barnes & Noble Press
Publication date: 02/22/2021
Series: Tales to Make You Vomit , #2
Pages: 82
Product dimensions: 6.00(w) x 9.00(h) x 0.17(d)

About the Author

Weichsel is a teller of tall tales filled with exciting action, skin-crawling horror, and subversive humor. He is the 21st century inheritor of the mantle of Lucian, Rabelais, Jonathan Swift, and Lawrence Stern, only much more exciting!

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