Kelpie Dreams

by Steve Vernon

Overview

* 2016 Kindle Scout Winner *Meet Lady Macbeth--a high school librarian, ex-assassin, and part-time kelpie, whose mother wanted to name her Hemorrhoid at birth. Now she has to take on a Sea Hag--eight legs of Godzilla-ugly poured into a bucket full of meanness--with the help of a one-woman army named Rhonda, a 200-year-old Sea Captain, and a hunky lighthouse keeper who won't admit that he's dead as well. KELPIE DREAMS is a funny, action-packed, shoot-em-up paranormal romance novel for folks who HATE to read romance novels.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9781537401287
Publisher:	CreateSpace Publishing
Publication date:	08/30/2016
Series:	Kelpie Tales , #1
Pages:	254
Product dimensions:	5.98(w) x 9.02(h) x 0.58(d)

About the Author

"If Harlan Ellison, Richard Matheson and Robert Bloch had a three-way sex romp in a hot tub, and then a team of scientists came in and filtered out the water and mixed the leftover DNA into a test tube, the resulting genetic experiment would most likely grow up into Steve Vernon." - Bookgasm