I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood

I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood

by Jessi Klein
I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood

I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood

by Jessi Klein

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Overview

An instant New York Times bestseller, I'll Show Myself Out is the eagerly anticipated second essay collection from Jessi Klein, author of the acclaimed debut You’ll Grow Out of It.

Longlisted for the PEN Diamonstein-Spielvogel Award for the Art of the Essay

“Sometimes I think about how much bad news there is to tell my kid, the endlessly long, looping CVS receipt scroll of truly terrible things that have happened, and I want to get under the bed and never come out. How do we tell them about all this? Can we just play Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start the Fire and then brace for questions? The first of which should be, how is this a song that played on the radio?”

In New York Times bestselling author and Emmy Award-winning writer and producer Jessi Klein’s second collection, she hilariously explodes the cultural myths and impossible expectations around motherhood and explore the humiliations, poignancies, and possibilities of midlife. 

In interconnected essays like “Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City,” “Your Husband Will Remarry Five Minutes After You Die,” “Eulogy for My Feet,” and “An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent,” Klein explores this stage of life in all its cruel ironies, joyous moments, and bittersweetness.

Written with Klein’s signature candor and humanity, I'll Show Myself Out is an incisive, moving, and often uproarious collection.


Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780062981608
Publisher: HarperCollins
Publication date: 03/28/2023
Pages: 288
Sales rank: 119,202
Product dimensions: 5.20(w) x 7.90(h) x 0.70(d)

About the Author

Jessi Klein is the author of You’ll Grow Out of It and the Emmy and Peabody award-winning head writer and an executive producer of Comedy Central's critically acclaimed series Inside Amy Schumer. She is an actor and consulting producer on the hit Netflix show Big Mouth, and has also written for Netflix’s Dead to Me and Amazon's Transparent as well as Saturday Night Live. Klein has been featured on the popular storytelling series The Moth, and has been a regular panelist on NPR's Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me! Her work has been published in the New York Times, the New Yorker, GQ, and Cosmopolitan, and she has her own half-hour Comedy Central stand-up special. She lives in Los Angeles with her family. 

Table of Contents

The Hero's Journey 1

The Butterfly 13

On the Starbucks Bathroom Floor 31

Mom Clothes 45

The Car Seat 59

An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent 69

Underwear Sandwich 81

My Future Lesbian Wife 89

Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City 99

Somewhere over the Rainbow 111

Your Husband Will Remarry Five Minutes After You Die 119

Talismans 127

Bread and Cheese 137

Change of Hands 149

Hair 167

Teddy Ruxpin 185

Bad News 193

In Defense of Drinking 207

Eulogy for My Feet 217

Demon Halloween 225

Little Books 239

The Return 257

Acknowledgments 269

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