If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now: True Stories from Calabasas

This program is read by the author.

If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now is an insider's collection of funny and warmhearted stories about coming of age in the Los Angeles suburb famed for birthing the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring.


For Via Bleidner, transferring to Calabasas High from the private Catholic school she's attended since second grade is a culture shock, not to mention absolutely lonely. Suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar world of celebrities, affluenza, and McMansions, Via takes a page from Cameron Crowe and pretends she's on a journalism assignment, taking notes on her classmates and jotting down bits of overheard gossip.

Getting through high school in Calabasas is something else-from Kim Kardashian endorsing the students' favorite hidden lunch spot, to the theater program hiring a famous dog to play Elle Woods' Chihuahua in its production of Legally Blonde, and Kanye trying to take control of your school to make it the very first YEEZY institution.

But instead of floating through high school detached from her peers, Via finds that putting herself out there-for her writing, of course-just might have been exactly what she needed. She unexpectedly finds an eclectic group of friends to call her own, including a multi-multi-millionaire, a wild-card throwback intent on going viral, a former Disney actor, and a doughnut-dealing madman.

With wit, candor, and sharp observations, twenty-one-year-old Via grounds the surreal glamour of Calabasas with reflections on her own coming-of-age, sharing her teenage misadventures as she struggles to fit in, faces crushing social pressure, and eventually makes her own way.

A Macmillan Audio production from Flatiron Books

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If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now: True Stories from Calabasas

This program is read by the author.

If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now is an insider's collection of funny and warmhearted stories about coming of age in the Los Angeles suburb famed for birthing the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring.


For Via Bleidner, transferring to Calabasas High from the private Catholic school she's attended since second grade is a culture shock, not to mention absolutely lonely. Suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar world of celebrities, affluenza, and McMansions, Via takes a page from Cameron Crowe and pretends she's on a journalism assignment, taking notes on her classmates and jotting down bits of overheard gossip.

Getting through high school in Calabasas is something else-from Kim Kardashian endorsing the students' favorite hidden lunch spot, to the theater program hiring a famous dog to play Elle Woods' Chihuahua in its production of Legally Blonde, and Kanye trying to take control of your school to make it the very first YEEZY institution.

But instead of floating through high school detached from her peers, Via finds that putting herself out there-for her writing, of course-just might have been exactly what she needed. She unexpectedly finds an eclectic group of friends to call her own, including a multi-multi-millionaire, a wild-card throwback intent on going viral, a former Disney actor, and a doughnut-dealing madman.

With wit, candor, and sharp observations, twenty-one-year-old Via grounds the surreal glamour of Calabasas with reflections on her own coming-of-age, sharing her teenage misadventures as she struggles to fit in, faces crushing social pressure, and eventually makes her own way.

A Macmillan Audio production from Flatiron Books

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If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now: True Stories from Calabasas

If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now: True Stories from Calabasas

by Via Bleidner

Narrated by Via Bleidner

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If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now: True Stories from Calabasas

If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now: True Stories from Calabasas

by Via Bleidner

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Overview

This program is read by the author.

If You Lived Here You'd Be Famous by Now is an insider's collection of funny and warmhearted stories about coming of age in the Los Angeles suburb famed for birthing the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring.


For Via Bleidner, transferring to Calabasas High from the private Catholic school she's attended since second grade is a culture shock, not to mention absolutely lonely. Suddenly thrust into an unfamiliar world of celebrities, affluenza, and McMansions, Via takes a page from Cameron Crowe and pretends she's on a journalism assignment, taking notes on her classmates and jotting down bits of overheard gossip.

Getting through high school in Calabasas is something else-from Kim Kardashian endorsing the students' favorite hidden lunch spot, to the theater program hiring a famous dog to play Elle Woods' Chihuahua in its production of Legally Blonde, and Kanye trying to take control of your school to make it the very first YEEZY institution.

But instead of floating through high school detached from her peers, Via finds that putting herself out there-for her writing, of course-just might have been exactly what she needed. She unexpectedly finds an eclectic group of friends to call her own, including a multi-multi-millionaire, a wild-card throwback intent on going viral, a former Disney actor, and a doughnut-dealing madman.

With wit, candor, and sharp observations, twenty-one-year-old Via grounds the surreal glamour of Calabasas with reflections on her own coming-of-age, sharing her teenage misadventures as she struggles to fit in, faces crushing social pressure, and eventually makes her own way.

A Macmillan Audio production from Flatiron Books


Editorial Reviews

Publishers Weekly

06/21/2021

In this colorful debut, Bleidner recounts growing up in the L.A. suburb of Calabasas in the late 2010s, where the thrills include making unauthorized visits to the Kardashians’ mansions. After transferring from Catholic middle school to Calabasas High for the theater classes, Bleidner began recording the social foibles of her privileged milieu, making for an evocative snapshot of young lives lived mostly online with the occasional beaming back down to Earth. Physical reality, in the author’s life, meant mourning the breakup of boy bands, smelling mango Juul vape, driving through a cemetery, eating strip mall salads, and worrying about how many carbs she had at breakfast. Timeless observations about the “whole Southern California shtick” abound: despite the prevalence of CBD-therapy oil, skincare treatments, and endless Grubhub orders, there’s still a vast sense of emptiness. “To live in LA is to experience a unique sort of isolation,” writes Bleidner. While the frequent cultural references (the ubiquity of lip injections, Brandy Melville shirts, and American Apparel tennis skirts) may slide past older readers, the switched-on social set will find this full of charm. Readers will be eager to see where Bleidner goes next. (Aug.)

From the Publisher

"Whether it be driver’s test anxiety or prom dress distress, teens share a core set of generational stressors—except for the students of Calabasas High School. The youngsters of the infamous Los Angeles enclave navigate a very different set of adolescent issues. . . . Bleidner offers an unfiltered, thoughtful, and witty insider’s perspective on the suburb that birthed the Kardashian-Jenners and the Bling Ring, and examines the ugly underbelly of fame.” —The Daily Beast

“At just 21, Bleidner brings a wise-beyond-her-years wit and perspective to her writing that makes her work feel just as worthy as that of any wizened memoirist . . . a hilarious and poignant exploration of the Gen Z high school experience.” —Booklist

“The switched-on social set will find this [colorful debut] full of charm. Readers will be eager to see where Bleidner goes next.” —Publishers Weekly

"A unique memoir that is replete with wit, candor, humor, and sharp observations. A fun, fascinating, and thought-provoking read from first page to last." —Midwest Book Review

Product Details

BN ID: 2940173276773
Publisher: Macmillan Audio
Publication date: 08/10/2021
Edition description: Unabridged
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