Idiots: Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes

Idiots: Marriage, Motherhood, Milk & Mistakes

by Laura Clery


$21.99 $27.99 Save 21% Current price is $21.99, Original price is $27.99. You Save 21%.
View All Available Formats & Editions
Choose Expedited Shipping at checkout for delivery by Friday, May 20


Notes From Your Bookseller

Don’t tell. We’ve secretly got a crush on Laura Clery, but it can’t be much of a surprise for someone who can be found on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube. Frankly, there’s never enough Clery. It’s for certain because of her sense of humor and her ability to bring her life to our life. Nothing is held back. We laugh and gasp the whole time. So happy to get this follow-up to her 2019 book, simply entitled Idiot. (Singular and spectacular.)


A fresh, hilarious, and relatable collection of essays about everything from motherhood and marriage to sobriety and work-life balance (or imbalance) from the nationally bestselling author of the “honest, complicated” (SheKnows) Idiot.


In her first book, Idiot, bestselling author Laura Clery gave us mind-blowingly personal life stories about addiction, toxic relationships, and recovery—establishing herself as the preeminent voice of infinite conviction meets zero impulse control. Here she is two kids later asking, “How did we get here?” Sex. Sex is how we got here.

Laura’s life has changed a great deal since she wrote Idiot, but her hilarious candor has only increased with motherhood—plus she tells some of the stories she was too scared to tell in her first book (which is really saying something). In Idiots, Laura shares more than anyone ever asked for about:

-Mucus plugs, vacuum extraction, and adult diapers
-Dousing doulas, VagTime, and pelvic organ prolapse
-Vaginismus, laxative overdose, and accidental lactivism
-Placenta pills, mom brain, and vibrator manifestation
-Nipple-twisting orgies and flinging a butt burrito in your doctor’s face
-ADHD, autism, postpartum depression, and the wisdom of a ninety-eight-year-old sage named Anne
-Unsolicited dick, sexual assault, and sister-drugging
-Stephen’s cheating, Laura’s cheating, fights, and forgiveness
-Choosing love over fear and healing the world

Laura does not hold back when it comes to sharing stories of screw-ups, triumphs, and learning from her mistakes. Whether she’s crying into a diaper in a Whole Foods parking lot or desperately soliciting advice from a random elderly stranger (who has most certainly considered a restraining order), Laura is able to laugh at herself even during her worst moments—more important, she makes us laugh, cry, and feel less alone in the world.

Related collections and offers

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781982167103
Publisher: Gallery Books
Publication date: 04/05/2022
Pages: 256
Sales rank: 5,219
Product dimensions: 6.10(w) x 9.00(h) x 1.20(d)

About the Author

Laura Clery is an actress, influencer, and comedian best known for posting comedy sketches and vlogs about her day-to-day life on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram, and YouTube, where she has a combined twenty-two million followers and upwards of ten billion views. She is the author of Idiot and Idiots. Clery lives in Los Angeles with her husband, son, and daughter.

Table of Contents

Introduction Idiots Welcome! ix

Chapter 1 Come Inside My Vagina 1

Chapter 2 Oh, the Places I've Pooped 39

Chapter 3 The Accidental Lactivist 73

Chapter 4 Did I Marry a Narcissist? 87

Chapter 5 How Do I Fire Myself? 127

Chapter 6 Me Too, Though 147

Chapter 7 Am I Doing This Right? 167

Chapter 8 Come Inside My Brain 183

Chapter 9 I'm Rich, Bitch! 197

Chapter 10 The Neurodivergent Bunch 213

Acknowledgments 237

Customer Reviews

Explore More Items