Laura Clery makes a living by sharing inappropriate comedy sketches with millions of strangers on the internet. She writes songs about her anatomy, talks trash about her one-eyed rescue pug, and sexually harasses her husband, Stephen. And it pays the bills!
Now, in her first-ever book, Laura recounts how she went from being a dangerously impulsive, broke, unemployable, suicidal, cocaine-addicted narcissist, crippled by fear and hopping from one toxic romance to the next…to a more-happy-than-not, somewhat rational, meditating, vegan yogi with good credit, a great marriage, a fantastic career, and four unfortunate-looking rescue animals. Still, above all, Laura remains an amazingly talented, adorable, and vulnerable, self-described…Idiot.
With her signature brand of offbeat, no-holds-barred humor, Idiot introduces you to a wildly original—and undeniably relatable—new voice.
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Table of Contents
Chapter 1 Oh, the Places I've Peed 1
Chapter 2 High School Hammer Time 17
Chapter 3 My Summer of (possibly too much) Freedom 45
Chapter 4 How to Ignore a Hundred Red Flags 59
Chapter 5 The Damon Inside 83
Chapter 6 A Spoonful of Sugar 109
Chapter 7 Look, Mom! I'm on TV! 135
Chapter 8 New Beginnings (But, like, for real) 161
Chapter 9 Two Apartments and a Home 193
Chapter 10 Maggie: Cat 213
Chapter 11 Walking Through Fear 223