I Tried to Start a Fashion Trend

by Aleksandar Sebastian Wojciech Lang

Overview

An autobiography?
Or a collection of cringey and unedited journal entries written by a mentally-ill teen during the economic collapse of the mid-2000s?
You get to decide! Just please don't cancel me.
I promise my life story is too confusing to be offensive.
I share these writings simply because I am lonely and crave validation.

Please love me.
Also, FYI my babes I did not pick the 33 $ USD price tag. This was the minimum price I could set, I make exactly 69¢ per book sold (a let down, for sure. But also... nice).

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9798782774585
Publisher:	Aleksandar Sebastian Wojciech Lang
Publication date:	04/20/2022
Edition description:	Fifth Edition
Pages:	166
Product dimensions:	8.00(w) x 8.00(h) x 0.43(d)

About the Author

Aleksandar Sebastian Wojciech Lang was born in a country that legally longer exists, but at a young age, thanks to decades of watching The Simpsons, learned the valuable life skill of speaking English with an American accent. He has thrice parallel parked and twice enjoyed a pear. He lives in an over-priced apartment where he listens to his neighbors have their middle-aged, Presbyterianesque sex, but the lighting is very good, so he stays. He enjoys gin, international commercial air travel, and sobbing silently. He is an avid collector of dust, debt, and prescriptions for expired antidepressants. His hobbies include breathing, regretting his circumcision, and avoiding horses. Lang has not led a fulfilling life, but is far too commitment-phobic to die. When he does finally leave us, it is prophesied that he will be missed by some, but definitely not by most.