I Need a New Butt!

I Need a New Butt!

I Need a New Butt!

I Need a New Butt!

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Overview

"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" — Norman Public Schools

A young boy suddenly notices a big problem — his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor-plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book — no ifs, ands, or butts about it!

"I can assure you right now that your kids will love this book. They will giggle, they will laugh, and they will want this book to be read over and over again because it is just plain silly and funny … the perfect kid-combo." — Storywraps

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780486787992
Publisher: Dover Publications
Publication date: 09/17/2014
Pages: 32
Sales rank: 10,101
Product dimensions: 8.50(w) x 10.13(h) x 0.50(d)
Age Range: 6 - 10 Years

About the Author

Dawn McMillan writes fiction, nonfiction, poetry, and storybooks for children. She is also the author of Woolly Wally and Holy Socks. She lives in Waiomu, New Zealand.
Ross Kinnaird has illustrated such children's books as 50 Body Questions and the animated poem "Smaller," winner of the People's Choice Award at the World Parkinson's Congress. He lives in Auckland, New Zealand.

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I Need a New Butt


By Dawn McMillan, Ross Kinnaird

Dover Publications, Inc.

Copyright © 2012 Dawn McMillan
All rights reserved.
ISBN: 978-0-486-78799-2


CHAPTER 1

I need a new butt! Mine's got a crack. I can see in the mirror a crack at the back.

Did I do it on the slide?

Or on the banister inside?

Or when I jumped my BMX? Or with the fart? That happened next.

Of course! The fart! That's what blew my butt apart! Split the thing clean in two. Now I wonder what to do.

I need a new one. A green one or a blue one.

A fat one or a thin one. A wood one or a tin one.

Why not an arty-farty butt? One not to be forgotten, with watercoiors on the top and a mural on the bottom.


(Continues...)

Excerpted from I Need a New Butt by Dawn McMillan, Ross Kinnaird. Copyright © 2012 Dawn McMillan. Excerpted by permission of Dover Publications, Inc..
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