"I hate the slogans in cheaper restaurants, like ‘have it your way.' My way would be in a better restaurant where the tables and chairs aren't chained to the floor." The ineffable Joan Rivers does, indeed, hate everything, and this hilarious account details all the reasons why. In this audio edition, Rivers proves very quickly that age has nothing on her and that she hasn't lost even a half step as a performer. Her delivery is perfect, her comedic timing as strong as it's ever been, and she reads with all the passion and inspired vision of her live performances. It's easy to listen to Rivers ramble on about everything that pisses her off, because more often than not—despite her star status—most people will likely agree with everything she says. Be it her hatred of cities where people are nice or her loathing of the Happy Meal, Rivers is equally passionate and opinionated on every subject she discusses. Hilarious and undeniably original. A Berkley hardcover. (June)
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850
“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”
-Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She's also opinionated-especially when it comes to*people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don't even have*a decent addiction.
With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has*seen, done, said, and heard*a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.
Here-uncensored and totally uninhibited-she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists,*and overrated*historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn't hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1850
“How do I hate thee? How much time do you have?”
-Joan Rivers, today, about two-ish
Joan Rivers is a groundbreaking, award-winning, internationally renowned entertainment goddess. She's also opinionated-especially when it comes to*people she hates. Like people who think giving birth is a unique achievement. Or well-adjusted, a.k.a. boring, ex-child stars who don't even have*a decent addiction.
With all of her diverse experiences, it stands to reason that Joan has*seen, done, said, and heard*a lot of hateful things. Thank god, she took notes.
Here-uncensored and totally uninhibited-she give the best of her worst to First Ladies, closet cases, hypocrites, Hollywood, feminists,*and overrated*historical figures. And even when letting herself have it, Joan doesn't hold back in this honest, unabashedly hilarious love letter to the hater in all of us.
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BN ID: | 2940169089417 |
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Publisher: | Penguin Random House |
Publication date: | 06/05/2012 |
Edition description: | Unabridged |
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