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CHAPTER 1
I crashed my bike. I sat with asplat!I broke my butt! My butt has gone flat!
I need to fix it, not a minute to lose. I head right on home with the broken-butt blues.
Calamity! Catastrophe!
A terrible blow. My butt bits fall on the floor below.
A disaster, it's true. What can I do? I have an idea. I'll get some glue.
I see a tray up there on the shelf. A tray to work on while I fix myself.
I take all the butt pieces from under the sink. I glue them together, pink shapes to pink.
Round bits to round bits. Flat bits to fit. And ...
Victory! Triumph!
My butt is intact. I don't mind at all that it still has a crack!
With the pieces together my butt looks like new. But to put my butt back I'll needGREAT GLOBSof glue!
I'm steady. I'm ready. I press my butt on. I look in the mirror and ... Something is wrong!
There's a terrible problem! A problem that's new. My butt is glued on, but the tray is glued, too.
I twist and I pull. I tug with my might.
I wriggle. I jiggle. But the glue's holding tight.
Am I destined to have a butt with a tray? How can I dress shaped in this way?
(Continues…)
Excerpted from "I Broke My Butt!"
by .
Copyright © 2019 Dawn McMillan.
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