I Am Not a Wolf
One of the Best Humor Books of 2021! (Vulture)

You are a HUMAN MAN navigating every day life, dating, bus etiquette, and other important human concerns. You are definitely NOT A WOLF. 


Life is good. You have a job, an apartment in a nice part of town, and an online dating profile that's recently yielded as many as three matches. From the outside, it would appear you're a human man that has all the pieces of a stable and functional life. But you also have a horrible secret. You're not a human man at all. You're a WOLF. 

Based on the immensely popular Twitter account @SickOfWolves, this interactive story follows you, (who, if anyone asks, is NOT A WOLF) as you go about normal life, making choices that will either reveal your true identity or allow you to keep your cover. Each choice is crucial to your survival and, more importantly, your burgeoning graphic design career. Will you navigate water cooler gossip without arousing suspicion? Can you go on a date without bringing up how much you love ham? Or is it perhaps time to throw this human world to the wind and return to the woods from whence you came?
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I Am Not a Wolf
One of the Best Humor Books of 2021! (Vulture)

You are a HUMAN MAN navigating every day life, dating, bus etiquette, and other important human concerns. You are definitely NOT A WOLF. 


Life is good. You have a job, an apartment in a nice part of town, and an online dating profile that's recently yielded as many as three matches. From the outside, it would appear you're a human man that has all the pieces of a stable and functional life. But you also have a horrible secret. You're not a human man at all. You're a WOLF. 

Based on the immensely popular Twitter account @SickOfWolves, this interactive story follows you, (who, if anyone asks, is NOT A WOLF) as you go about normal life, making choices that will either reveal your true identity or allow you to keep your cover. Each choice is crucial to your survival and, more importantly, your burgeoning graphic design career. Will you navigate water cooler gossip without arousing suspicion? Can you go on a date without bringing up how much you love ham? Or is it perhaps time to throw this human world to the wind and return to the woods from whence you came?
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I Am Not a Wolf

I Am Not a Wolf

by Dan Sheehan

Narrated by Jay Aaseng

Unabridged — 4 hours, 28 minutes

I Am Not a Wolf

I Am Not a Wolf

by Dan Sheehan

Narrated by Jay Aaseng

Unabridged — 4 hours, 28 minutes

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One of the Best Humor Books of 2021! (Vulture)

You are a HUMAN MAN navigating every day life, dating, bus etiquette, and other important human concerns. You are definitely NOT A WOLF. 


Life is good. You have a job, an apartment in a nice part of town, and an online dating profile that's recently yielded as many as three matches. From the outside, it would appear you're a human man that has all the pieces of a stable and functional life. But you also have a horrible secret. You're not a human man at all. You're a WOLF. 

Based on the immensely popular Twitter account @SickOfWolves, this interactive story follows you, (who, if anyone asks, is NOT A WOLF) as you go about normal life, making choices that will either reveal your true identity or allow you to keep your cover. Each choice is crucial to your survival and, more importantly, your burgeoning graphic design career. Will you navigate water cooler gossip without arousing suspicion? Can you go on a date without bringing up how much you love ham? Or is it perhaps time to throw this human world to the wind and return to the woods from whence you came?

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I loved this book so much that I read it straight through in one sitting! I think I would love it even more if I had flipped to the correct pages, like the book said to!!” —Megan Amram, comedian, writer and producer of The Good Place “Dan Sheehan—who is definitely not a wolf—has created a delicious adventure filled with humor, whimsy, and many, many meat references. I laughed until I howled. This novel is sure to be treasured by humans and wolves alike.” —Jennifer Wright, author and editor-at-large for Harper's Bazaar “I’ve read I Am Not a Wolf several times, first as a multiverse, a kind of Oregon Trail where tearing out throats is an in-game option, and front-to-back as a kind of horsemeat Ulysses. It rings true either way. Roommates, ugh, am I right? There are no roommates in the woods.” —Steve Albini, musician, producer and music journalist

Product Details

BN ID: 2940177392134
Publisher: Simon & Schuster
Publication date: 05/04/2021
Edition description: Unabridged
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