You know what's sexy? Sex.
You know what's even sexier? A grown man equitably contributing to the running of the household that he lives in without requiring a red carpet rolled out at his feet.
In this fifteen-minute read, you can enjoy a series of escapist episodes wherein the narrator's husband (who in this scenario, is obviously also a bit hotter than he'd be in real life) fulfils such wild fantasies as:
- loading the dishwasher and not doing it wrong for once
- cleaning the drain, even though he hates it, because she hates it too
- deciding to cook dinner without prompting, rather than just begrudgingly ordering takeout after she's dropped seven hints that she's not feeling up to making something
- and many (okay, only a few) more epic modern tales
Let's face it. Your husband is a pretty good guy, and marriage is hard work, and you're not always a picnic to live with either. But, ladies, let's just agree that we can take a collective minute to revel in the erotic vision of a world where it's not necessarily perfect, it's just… really fucking nice.
Husband Does Chores Without Being Asked is a tale of functional domestic bliss. It's the scenes from after the regular romance novel wraps, where a true male hero continues to step up to plate and deliver the secret heat that makes real love work: a breath-taking ability to understand the needs of others and assume everyday responsibility without complaint.
