How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide

A witty and winsome new way of looking at the complex relationship between cats and people: through the eyes of one erudite and attentive Italian gatto.

We live on a planet infested with humans. They are a pernicious species, yet undeniably clever and capable-even if the reasons behind their actions are often incomprehensible to us felines.

But while it is true that there have never been so many primates on Earth, in reality, they are quite simple to teach using well-practiced domestication techniques, such as loud vocalizations, strategic nighttime alarms, and selective displays of affection.

And if you choose your specimen carefully, you'll find that it can be completely tamed, and you'll end up with the best, most faithful companion you could possibly wish for.

Translated from the Italian by Katherine Gregor

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How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide

A witty and winsome new way of looking at the complex relationship between cats and people: through the eyes of one erudite and attentive Italian gatto.

We live on a planet infested with humans. They are a pernicious species, yet undeniably clever and capable-even if the reasons behind their actions are often incomprehensible to us felines.

But while it is true that there have never been so many primates on Earth, in reality, they are quite simple to teach using well-practiced domestication techniques, such as loud vocalizations, strategic nighttime alarms, and selective displays of affection.

And if you choose your specimen carefully, you'll find that it can be completely tamed, and you'll end up with the best, most faithful companion you could possibly wish for.

Translated from the Italian by Katherine Gregor

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How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide

How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide

by Babas

Narrated by Hollis McCarthy

Unabridged — 1 hours, 50 minutes

How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide

How to Train Your Human: A Cat's Guide

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A witty and winsome new way of looking at the complex relationship between cats and people: through the eyes of one erudite and attentive Italian gatto.

We live on a planet infested with humans. They are a pernicious species, yet undeniably clever and capable-even if the reasons behind their actions are often incomprehensible to us felines.

But while it is true that there have never been so many primates on Earth, in reality, they are quite simple to teach using well-practiced domestication techniques, such as loud vocalizations, strategic nighttime alarms, and selective displays of affection.

And if you choose your specimen carefully, you'll find that it can be completely tamed, and you'll end up with the best, most faithful companion you could possibly wish for.

Translated from the Italian by Katherine Gregor


Editorial Reviews

Library Journal

04/01/2024

For readers who wonder what their cats might be thinking of them, author "Babas," a cat (but really the alias of artist Barbara Capponi), has some answers. There is a common expression that dogs have owners, while cats have staff, and people who live with cats often find themselves catering to their every whim. This book describes what happens when a cat joins a family, from the perspective of the feline. It is written in fairly sophisticated language and takes on many aspects of the typical cat's personality. There are sections on what a cat should do when their humans, or "primates" as they are described here, decide they want to take a vacation, and a section on what to expect if a new pet or a human baby joins the family. Many of the pages have little footnotes that describe words and concepts from a cat's perspective. There are also sweet, charming illustrations of cats. VERDICT This is a funny, witty title that would be a good addition to the humor section of a library as well as the pet care section.—Susan Cox

Product Details

BN ID: 2940160533353
Publisher: HarperCollins
Publication date: 04/02/2024
Edition description: Unabridged
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