How To Teach Your Dog To Talk: 125 Easy-To-Learn Tricks Guaranteed To Entertain Both You And Your Pet

by Captain Haggerty

Overview

If you think you can't teach an old dog new tricks, think again.
Captain Haggerty — hailed by The New York Times as "the world's most experienced dog trainer" — proves that every dog can indeed have its day.
Not your everyday obedience or dog training guide — designed for dogs who are ready for new challenges — this presents instructions for 125 tricks, ranging from simple "bits" to spectacular acts worthy of a show business agent.

Safety tricks * Cute tricks * Retrieving tricks * Healthy tricks * Balancing tricks * Jumping tricks * Tricks emphasizing a dog's sense of smell * Magic tricks * Tricks for the Show Biz dog * Tricks for the multidog family * Useful tricks * Tricks with props

There's even a selection of tricks ideal for kids to teach the family pooch as well as notes on the breeds that excel at specific activities.

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780684863238
Publisher:	Touchstone
Publication date:	05/05/2000
Edition description:	Original
Pages:	336
Sales rank:	689,372
Product dimensions:	5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.90(d)

About the Author

Captain Haggerty has trained thousands of dogs and is the author of the dog-training section of the Encyclopaedia Britannica. He lives in Los Angeles, California.

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Chapter 1: How To Teach Your Dog To Talk

Do you want a dog with whom you can have a light conversation over coffee? Or perhaps, during a quiet evening meal, you'd enjoy an in-depth debate on American foreign policy? Though you can certainly commune with your best friend now, you still lack the exciting give-and-take of a profound discussion of some arcane topic. Without the proper training, it's just not going to happen! Hey, even with the proper training you're not going to get that in-depth conversation. When you converse with your dog in a relaxed fashion, even if you're dead wrong, he'll still look at you with adoring eyes. This unquestioning adoration is the communication you'll receive from him. That's why dogs are better than people.

First of all, you need to understand that there's a difference between speaking and talking. It's easy to teach a dog to speak. You say "Speak!" and the dog barks. But I'm here to tell you how to get your dog to talk. To actually form words.

The theory is this: The reason the domestic dog barks — as opposed to wild dogs, which merely whine, whimper and howl — is because the dog is trying to mimic our speech. The Basenji, for instance, is a domesticated breed closer to the wild than most. These dogs are incapable of barking. Basenjis are so close to wild dogs that they, like the wild dog, come into season (estrus) only once a year. (The domestic dog normally comes into heat twice a year.) Interestingly, while this African breed is referred to as the "No-bark dog," I once trained one to speak (not talk) on command. With a little more time I'm sure I could have taught him to talk.

Talk? Why bother? Well, to be honest, it's mainly for you. But along the way, it helps you to understand and to bond with your dog. Any time I can assist someone to do that I want to sign up.

In contrast to the Basenji, breeds such as the Rottweiler, for example, are more vocal than others. In general, dogs with a high activity level are better at speaking. When selecting a breed for talking we are interested in three main factors: the dog's activity level, the predisposition to vocalize and the head type. The most important factors for success are your relationship with your dog and your willingness to work with your dog for short periods throughout the day. We're going to give your dog a lot of chances to mimic your speech.

Even if your dog's mimicry is off by a country mile, it's still an attempt to talk! The trick is to encourage any nondoglike sound. You encourage with praise, applause, touching, petting, cheering, clicking, jumping up and down, smiling, grinning and even aroma rewards to tell your prideful pooch how wonderfully he works. Food? What about food? Well, maybe food, but you know what your mother said about talking with your mouth full. We are cautious about stopping the sound, which happens when the dog eats.

The quality of your relationship with your dog depends upon how eager you are to interact with him. Being able to "read" your dog is crucial. Reading means understanding your dog's dog-ness as well as the ability to accurately interpret what he's thinking and trying to communicate to you. This communication, silent though it may be, profoundly helps in bonding and in understanding one another. You are continually communicating with your dog and he with you. Believe me, he will pay more attention to you than you do to him, so the more you pay attention to your dog, the greater your success. Communication is happening all the time. To put it simply, "Robert" reads your mind and you read his. He starts moving around, and you know it is time to take him out. Does your significant other know you as well as Robert? That is communication. Not talking, but communicating.

Dogs with a brachycephalic head (wide head, short muzzle), such as the Bulldog, Pit Bull or Bullmastiff, have a cavernous mouth, which produces rounder sounds. This is the preferred head type for talking dogs. The best brachycephalic choice of all is the Rottweiler. This breed, as I've said, while more inclined to vocalize than other breeds, doesn't have a high energy level.

Trail hounds, such as Foxhounds, Coonhounds and Beagles, have been bred to "give tongue" while they work. For this reason they too are more vocal than many other breeds. The sound they make is vocally different from the previously mentioned breeds' and includes howling. Hounds were originally bred as pack dogs and were not meant for the household. Their propensity to bark and howl presented little problem because they were kenneled so far from their masters. In any event, nobody thought to breed for a quieter hound dog, because a nosier dog was easier to follow on the trail. Even now, hound-dog men cherish the "mountain music" of their dogs hot on a scent.

An indoor dog is the best choice for talk training. As you'll see, once I describe the training program, having your dog with you as frequently as possible helps a great deal.

Northern breeds, such as the Siberian Husky, Malamute and Samoyed, are more inclined to howling, though it's of a different type from the trail hounds'. Howling is difficult to control but relatively easy to start — particularly with the northern breeds and the trail hounds. These tendencies offer a great deal of raw talent with which to work.

Terriers, as a group, have a high activity level and for this reason can make excellent candidates. In the final analysis, there are numerous combinations of factors that enable a dog to talk, and this means that your dog can probably talk too.

Getting Started

Let's start off with the assumption that your dog Robert is never going to carry on a conversation with you regarding the President's foreign policies. Even one word would be an accomplishment. Two or three words would be a major accomplishment. I'll guarantee you that you'll have the only dog on your block who talks. Heck, in your neighborhood! I've done a lot of jawing so far, and it's time I started you on one trick. We'll start slow and begin by teaching Robert to speak; talking will come later.

Put Robert in a harness or nonslip collar and tie his leash to a stationary object. Stand three or four feet away from him with some scrumptious tidbits in your right hand and with your index finger raised. That is the hand signal to speak. Call Robert's name. Excite and frustrate him. He wants to come to you. The split second he makes any sound, toss him a treat, tell him what a great dog he is and go up and ruffle his fur. Move away and repeat — only this time you're going to enthusiastically use the word "speak," calling to him and using his name. The first sound from him gets a treat and the same praise and petting as before. The next time, we want a little bit more of a bark. Repeat these steps until either six minutes has elapsed, or you've gotten eight barks (two barks in quick sequence before a reward count as one). You should have more sessions on successive days and demand a little more each time out (but more on that subject in chapter 8, section 2).

Remember: I'm not promising you a rose garden. Training isn't easy, and if you're interested in teaching Robert to talk, you must be prepared to work at it. Six hours a day, seven days a week? No, better twenty-minute sessions throughout the day, seven days a week. Build up to the twenty minutes in two-minute increments. Really short sessions throughout the day help the dog maintain interest.

Keep in mind that, initially, we're going to take what we can get. Any sound is fodder for the talk trick. Any time you hear Robert make a unique sound, encourage and reward him. Semper paratus: always be prepared to reward your dog's mumblings! Should he start to make actual, distinct sounds, read chapters 5, 6 and 7 of this book immediately! We want to avoid using a food reward in our speak-training method, because not only is your dog too polite to talk with his mouth full, he can't talk with food in his mouth. Reward is crucial to training success; you just have to know how to pair the right kind of reward to the trick.

A down-on-his-luck man and a little terrier walked into a seedy bar. The bartender told the man that dogs were not allowed in the bar. The man explained that Spike was a very special dog because he could talk. When the bartender demanded to see this amazing trick, the man countered with a request for a free drink if Spike actually talked. The bartender agreed, and the following conversation ensued:

"Spike, what is this building covered with?" asked the man.

"Roof!" answered Spike.

"Get out of here!" ordered the burly bartender.

"No, no, give him another chance," said the man. "What is the texture of
sandpaper?"

"Rough!" answered Spike

"Out, out!"

"No! No! Give him another chance," pled the man. "Spike, who was the greatest
ballplayer of all time?"

"Ruuuth!" was Spike's prompt reply.

The bartender came out from behind the bar, gripping a baseball bat, and chased man and dog out of his establishment.

With his hands in his pockets and his head hung low, the man slowly walked away with Spike by his side.

Spike looked up at him and said, "What's the matter, boss? Should I have said DiMaggio?"

There's a point to this joke. In fact, there are three points. First and foremost, getting the "th" sound in the word Ruth. It's not going to happen. Dogs cannot make the "th" sound. There are virtually no sounds that dogs make in the same way that we do. So we must aim for approximations.

Point two is that your command (question) produces the interpretation of the dog's response. There are two ways to handle your talking dog. One is to ask Robert to say something specific, such as "water." The other method is to ask him a question in the way our down-trodden drinker did. The latter is preferred from a presentation point of view; but if you merely ask what he wants, and Robert says "wa-wa," it ain't gonna fly. A better question to ask is, "Would you rather have a beer or water?" Believe me, he's never going to answer, "I'd rather have a very dry martini — mixed eight to one — with a twist."

Point three is to remember that a single bark sound can be interpreted to mean more than one thing. This trick requires a lot of flexibility, as you will see when we start working with your dog. Spike's "Ruuuff!" meant three different things because of the various questions posed.

Some Philosophy

I don't want to mislead you. As I announced at the beginning of this chapter, you're not going to be able to carry on a long conversation with your dog. If you're diligent, you'll get a few words. Let's hope they'll be at least two syllables each and not the one-syllable texture of sandpaper.

A word is not a word until it has meaning to both the one who utters it and the one who hears it. This is a good definition, but I'm not going to promise you that the words your dog speaks will have meaning for him. Have you ever heard someone singing the words of a song in a language she doesn't know? It would be better if she spoke the language, but many singers are able to learn the words phonetically. Is she still singing words? Let's not worry too much about my definition of words. You can certainly put together a routine that everyone enjoys without going on a long philosophical journey in attempting to give the words meaning to both parties.

To fulfill my previous definition of words, we have to get the dog to ask for something he wants. Let me give you an example: Your dog goes to the door and barks to be let out. We want to change that "ruff" sound to "out." Though there will be a problem with the t on the end of "out," this trick would certainly fit my definition. (Check chapter 2 for the way to approximate the t.) "Mama" (ma-ma) is probably the word most frequently "spoken" by dogs. The most common early command for that word is also "mama!" ("Say Mama!"). When you have Robert going really well, you can gradually change the command to a question: "Who am I?" If you are male and don't want to dress up in drag for Robert's show-business career, a different question might be, "Who do you love more?" It's a question that he'll learn. The two easiest two-syllable "words" for a dog to make are "mama" and "water" (wa-wa), but I wouldn't give water full points.
Now, even if your dog said "I wan owwb" for a piece of food or other reward rather than because he wanted to go out, I would say you'd accomplished a great deal. You have a complete sentence, which is much harder to attain than one or two sounds. While it still lacks the intention of wanting to go out, it's a full sentence!

$1,000 Reward

There's a $1,000 reward for the first owner who trains his dog to say an entire sentence after reading this book. The contest will be terminated four months after the claim is first made. During this four-month period, other people can claim the prize. The dog that shows the greatest ability to talk will win the $1,000. The author will have the final say as to which dog and owner win the prize. The author can request a "bark off" to determine the winner. Should the author feel that a bark off is necessary, transportation for dog and owner will be paid for residents of and people departing from North America (U.S., Canada and Mexico). The talk must be in English. (Sorry!) Honorable mention will be awarded to any dog that recites the "nose" speech by Cyrano in French or can read anything by Cervantes in Spanish. Preliminary selection will be made in a fashion to be determined by the author. The cost incurred for the preliminary selection will be borne by the owner of the dog and will probably require a videotape.

Singing ain't talking, but Pavarotti makes more money than a monologist does. Should you get a singing sound, don't discourage your dog. Jump forward to the second chapter of this book, and read "Seize the Opportunity" in chapter 8. Then read chapter 3, "Sing, Sing, Sing," before coming back here. We give you choices and options in this book. We also give you ways to maximize your dog's talent while minimizing your effort.

Copyright © 2000 by Authur Haggerty

Table of Contents

Contents

1. How to Teach Your Dog to Talk

2. Making Those Sounds

3. Sing, Sing, Sing: The Sound of Music and Other Sounds

4. Motivating Your Dog

5. The Rewards

6. The Five Senses, Plus One

7. Clicker Training

8. Dog Training Techniques

9. Light and Fluffy

10. Tricks for the Urban Dog (Tricks I Hope You'll Never Have to Use)

11. Tricks for the Suburban Dog

12. Tricks for the Rural Dog

13. Safety Tricks

14. Tricks to Exercise Your Dog with Minimum Effort

15. Balancing Tricks

16. Retrieving

17. The Knowing Nose

18. Tricks for the Showbiz Dog

19. Useful Tricks

20. Cute Tricks

21. Sending and Marking Tricks

22. Healthful Tricks

23. Jumping Tricks

24. Tricks with Kids

25. Magic Tricks

26. Tricks for the Multidog Family

27. Tricks with Props

28. An Open-and-Shut Case

29. Potpourri

The Breeds Indeed and the Tricks They Need

Index

Editorial Reviews

The Barnes & Noble Review
Captain Haggerty, author of the bestselling Dog Tricks, has been hailed by The New York Times as "the world's most experienced dog trainer." How to Teach Your Dog to Talk (and Other Tricks) is the perfect guide to take you beyond the basics of obedience training and send your pooch on its way to learning some very cool tricks -- there are 125 to choose from. These tricks will impress your friends and family and may even win you some extra cash at the bar. Haggerty rounds up the tricks in convenient categories: "Tricks for the Suburban Dog (Post the Mail)," "Useful Tricks (Get a Tissue when I Sneeze)," and "Cute Tricks (Say Your Prayers)." And according to Haggerty, it won't take a bite out of your schedule to teach them to your dog. You'll just need a few chunks of time (like five minutes) throughout the day.

Amazingly enough, as the title implies, you can even teach your dog how to talk. "The reason the domestic dog barks -- as opposed to wild dogs, which merely whine, whimper, and howl -- is because the dog is trying to mimic our speech." You can get your dog talking by working with the sounds he already makes. The easy sounds for dogs to make are a, e, g, h, l, i, o, r, u, w, x, y, and z. Haggerty explains that there are certain kinds of dogs who will have more of an innate ability to make these sounds. These dogs are active, have wide heads with short muzzles, and like to howl. But even more important than these qualities is the relationship you have with your dog and how dedicated you are to working with him or her.

According to Haggerty, "understanding your dog's dog-ness as well as the ability to accurately interpret what he's thinking and trying to communicate to you," is the key to training effectively. This ability will help you to motivate your pooch at training time. It won't come as a surprise to readers that most dogs (and people, for that matter) get motivated with the anticipation of food, touch, or praise. But even beyond that, most dogs enjoy learning new things. They like to work (unlike some people). The key to motivation in training is letting your dog know when he is doing something right by delivering the appropriate rewards.

Timing is crucial when it comes to giving your pooch a reward for a job well done. You want to give your dog his treat as he does the trick. There are many types of rewards that your dog will enjoy, and they are all associated with the five senses. So, for taste and smell there is food, for touch there is petting, for sight there is your beaming proud face as you jump up and down with joy, and for hearing there is vocal praise and applause. Certain rewards work best with certain tricks. But you can use them however you like, in combinations, separately, or interchangeably.

Captain Haggerty proves that your rewards will be tenfold when you and your dog learn and grow continuously in a way that is fun and adds order to the household. Dog lovers will especially enjoy new ways to bond with their best friends as they learn together. It's no wonder that Captain Haggerty has been a mentor to such other great dog trainers in the field as Matthew Margolis, Brian Kilcommons, and Bashkin Dibra. His writing style is easy and humorous, and it's more than clear that this man is devoted to and loves his work. And you and your dog will, too! (Jen Forman)

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