How to Talk to Girls

by Alec Greven, Kei Acedera (Illustrator)

Overview

Are you smart enough to take over a girl's heart?

Leave it to a nine-year-old to get down to the basics about how to win victory with a girl. How to talk to girls is for boys of all ages—from eight to eighty—and the girls they like. So read this book and then you're ready. Good luck!

Tips:

Comb your hair and don't wear sweats
Control your hyperness (cut down on the sugar if you have to)
Don't act desperate

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780061847707
Publisher:	HarperCollins
Publication date:	12/16/2008
Sold by:	HARPERCOLLINS
Format:	eBook
Pages:	48
File size:	2 MB
Age Range:	6 - 10 Years

About the Author

Alec Greven has appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the Today show, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, The Early Show, Good Morning America, and CNN. Alec is the author of the New York Times bestselling How to Talk to Girls, How to Talk to Moms, How to Talk to Dads, and How to Talk to Santa. Alec lives in Castle Rock, Colorado, with his family.

Read an Excerpt

How to Talk to Girls

Chapter One

The Facts of Life

Sometimes, you get a girl to like you, then she ditches you.

Life is hard, move on!

Tip: About 73 percent of regular girls ditch boys; 98 percent of pretty girls ditch boys.

Or sometimes it just doesn't work out.

I had a crush on a girl in preschool.

Then my family had to move, so I had to let her wash out of my mind.

You also have to be aware that girls win most of the arguments and have most of the power. If you know that now, things might be easier.

Finally, if you try for too many girls, you will have jealousy issues and might end up with nobody. It is really best to go for just one.

If you do get a girl to like you, that is victory.

Winning victory is a dream for most boys, but it is very rare.

What does it take to win victory?

Read on and find out!

How to Talk to Girls. Copyright © by Alec Greven. Reprinted by permission of HarperCollins Publishers, Inc. All rights reserved. Available now wherever books are sold.