How to Kidnap the Rich

by Rahul Raina

Overview

An entrepreneurial Indian con artist gets wrapped up in a criminal caper in this satirical look at modern-day India.

The first kidnapping wasn’t my fault. The others—those were definitely me.

Meet Ramesh Kumar, “examinations consultant,” who makes a lucrative living taking tests for the sons of India’s elite. He is just a cog in the wheel that keeps the middle classes thriving, until he takes India’s national university entrance exam for a lackluster student and inadvertently comes in first.

Ramesh sees an opportunity—perhaps even an obligation—to cash in on the newfound celebrity of this client Rudi, who’s soon juggling stardom and his new job as the host of a quiz show. The young man’s meteoric rise brings material wealth and romantic intrigue, until they’re both kidnapped and held for ransom.

But the way out of their predicament will lead Ramesh and Rudi through a maze of crimes both large and small, their dizzying journey revealing a modern India in all its complexity, squalor, and beauty.

Praise for How to Kidnap the Rich

“A monstrously funny and unpredictable wild ride.” —Kevin Kwan, New York Times–bestselling author of the Crazy Rich Asians trilogy

“Brimming with rat-a-tat wit, breezy prose, and a keen observation of colorism, casteism, and social inequity. Unputdownable!” —Alka Joshi, New York Times–bestselling author of The Henna Artist

“Raina’s debut novel lives up to its billing as a fun caper and social satire thanks to strong characterization, a fast-paced plot, and an eye for the ridiculous. His delicious skewering of the social mores of Delhi’s über-rich and clear-eyed rendering of India’s social hierarchy propel sheer entertainment into striking elucidation in the mode of Aravind Adiga.” —Booklist (starred review)

Product Details

ISBN-13:	9780063028791
Publisher:	HarperCollins
Publication date:	03/19/2024
Sold by:	Barnes & Noble
Format:	eBook
Pages:	333
Sales rank:	559,928
File size:	3 MB

About the Author

Rahul Raina divides his time between Oxford and Delhi. He is twenty-eight years old and splits his time be-tween running a consultancy in England, and working for charities and teaching English in India. How to Kidnap the Rich, his first novel, was written in the hundred degree-plus heat of New Delhi.

Editorial Reviews

A satirical state-of-the-nation debut, which slices into the soul of contemporary Indian society. . . . This is a cinematic caper—HBO already holds film rights—and though Raina is highlighting expired dreams and inequality, he is always perceptive and playful. . . . Social commentary meets standup comedy, as with a biting wit reminiscent of Binyavanga Wainaina’s essay “How to Write About Africa” or Paul Beatty’s Booker-winner The Sellout, Raina stretches stereotype and cliche into incisive satire.” — The Guardian

“A rollicking urban adventure and a biting satire of inequality. . . . a highly entertaining first novel from a writer to watch.” — The Economist

“Rahul Raina’s voice crackles with wit and the affecting exuberance of youth. His ripping good story grabs you on page one and doesn’t let go, taking you on a monstrously funny and unpredictable wild ride through a thousand different Delhis at top speed. How To Kidnap the Rich roars with brilliance, freshness and so much heart.”   — Kevin Kwan, New York Times bestselling author of the Crazy Rich Asians trilogy and Sex and Vanity

“Wildly entertaining. . . . the story of a poor, young protagonist who makes a lucrative business out of taking academic exams for the sons of India’s elite, then finds himself in the middle of a kaleidoscopic, LOL-funny caper.” — Real Simple

“Fans of My Sister the Serial Killer, Parasite and Crazy Rich Asians will be enthralled by this riotous tale from the very first line. . . . A hugely entertaining and unique debut.” — Cosmopolitan UK

“A lively first novel . . . . Genuine feeling flows beneath the potty-mouthed satire. . . .Raina suggests life may be ‘a relentless parade of fear,’ but it is far better to laugh than cry.” — Times (UK), "This Month's Best Crime Novels"

“Raina’s debut novel lives up to its billing as a fun caper and social satire thanks to strong characterization, a fast-paced plot, and an eye for the ridiculous. His delicious skewering of the social mores of Delhi’s über-rich and clear-eyed rendering of India’s social hierarchy propel sheer entertainment into striking elucidation in the mode of Aravind Adiga.” — Booklist (starred review)

“A sparkling debut about a crooked college consultant and his inadvertent role in the making of a celebrity. . . . Readers will enjoy the ride.” — Publishers Weekly

“Rahul Raina’s debut could easily be called How to Kidnap the Reader, because he entraps you from the first page, and skillfully maintains his hold on you with a story that is equal parts hypnotizing, harrowing, and hilarious in the way it lays bare the costs that many have to pay in order to succeed. From the privileged to the impoverished, Raina renders his world’s nuances, complexities, and evident truths with surgical precision and so much damn heart.” — Mateo Askaripour, New York Times bestselling author of Black Buck

"Unlike his enterprising protagonist, Rahul Raina takes no prisoners. . . . A bold, lively, and scathing satire that refuses to flinch." — Daniel Nieh, author of Beijing Payback

“White Tiger meets Caddyshack the movie in Raina’s lively novel, brimming with rat-a-tat-tat wit, breezy prose and a keen observation of colorism, casteism and social inequity. Unputdownable!” — Alka Joshi, New York Times bestselling author of The Henna Artist

"Unflinching."  — Diksha Basu, author of Destination Wedding and The Windfall 

“Rahul Raina’s roistering, whip-smart and deliciously fun Delhi-set crime caper, How to Kidnap the Rich, is the first great state-of-the-subcontinent novel of the 21st century.” — The Bookseller (UK)

“I can't remember the last time I read such an assured debut. Raina writes like he's been doing this all his life. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to welcome a new star to the world of international crime fiction.” — Abir Mukherjee, author of A Rising Man

"Brutally funny and fast-paced, this debut from Rahul Raina proves he is a star in the making." — Nikesh Shukla, author of Coconut Unlimited

From the Publisher

Rahul Raina’s debut could easily be called How to Kidnap the Reader, because he entraps you from the first page, and skillfully maintains his hold on you with a story that is equal parts hypnotizing, harrowing, and hilarious in the way it lays bare the costs that many have to pay in order to succeed. From the privileged to the impoverished, Raina renders his world’s nuances, complexities, and evident truths with surgical precision and so much damn heart.

Mateo Askaripour

Raina’s debut novel lives up to its billing as a fun caper and social satire thanks to strong characterization, a fast-paced plot, and an eye for the ridiculous. His delicious skewering of the social mores of Delhi’s über-rich and clear-eyed rendering of India’s social hierarchy propel sheer entertainment into striking elucidation in the mode of Aravind Adiga.

Booklist (starred review)

A satirical state-of-the-nation debut, which slices into the soul of contemporary Indian society. . . . This is a cinematic caper—HBO already holds film rights—and though Raina is highlighting expired dreams and inequality, he is always perceptive and playful. . . . Social commentary meets standup comedy, as with a biting wit reminiscent of Binyavanga Wainaina’s essay “How to Write About Africa” or Paul Beatty’s Booker-winner The Sellout, Raina stretches stereotype and cliche into incisive satire.

The Guardian

Fans of My Sister the Serial Killer, Parasite and Crazy Rich Asians will be enthralled by this riotous tale from the very first line. . . . A hugely entertaining and unique debut.

Cosmopolitan UK

Wildly entertaining. . . . the story of a poor, young protagonist who makes a lucrative business out of taking academic exams for the sons of India’s elite, then finds himself in the middle of a kaleidoscopic, LOL-funny caper.

Real Simple

Rahul Raina’s voice crackles with wit and the affecting exuberance of youth. His ripping good story grabs you on page one and doesn’t let go, taking you on a monstrously funny and unpredictable wild ride through a thousand different Delhis at top speed. How To Kidnap the Rich roars with brilliance, freshness and so much heart.”  

Kevin Kwan

A lively first novel . . . . Genuine feeling flows beneath the potty-mouthed satire. . . .Raina suggests life may be ‘a relentless parade of fear,’ but it is far better to laugh than cry.

Times (UK)

A rollicking urban adventure and a biting satire of inequality. . . . a highly entertaining first novel from a writer to watch.

The Economist

"Unlike his enterprising protagonist, Rahul Raina takes no prisoners. . . . A bold, lively, and scathing satire that refuses to flinch."

Daniel Nieh

White Tiger meets Caddyshack the movie in Raina’s lively novel, brimming with rat-a-tat-tat wit, breezy prose and a keen observation of colorism, casteism and social inequity. Unputdownable!

Alka Joshi

Rahul Raina’s roistering, whip-smart and deliciously fun Delhi-set crime caper, How to Kidnap the Rich, is the first great state-of-the-subcontinent novel of the 21st century.

The Bookseller (UK)

"Brutally funny and fast-paced, this debut from Rahul Raina proves he is a star in the making."

Nikesh Shukla

I can't remember the last time I read such an assured debut. Raina writes like he's been doing this all his life. Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to welcome a new star to the world of international crime fiction.

Abir Mukherjee

"Unflinching." 

Diksha Basu

05/07/2021

DEBUT Money is the key for Ramesh Kumar to get out of his rough Delhi neighborhood and away from working at a tea stall owned by his abusive father. He stumbles into a way to use his study skills to scam the system, getting paid by wealthy parents to take college entrance exams for their sons. When Ramesh poses as the not-so-bright Rudi Saxena and unexpectedly aces a nationwide test, Rudi is catapulted into fame and a starring role on a TV quiz show. Ramesh rides his coattails, posing as Rudi's manager and indulging in drinking and drugs. When Rudi carelessly humiliates a young contestant on air, neither realizes that things have gone too far. The contestant's father kidnaps Ramesh and Rudi, vowing to make them pay. What happens next isn't pretty. VERDICT Debut author Raina's gritty description of Ramesh's downward spiral and the story's over-the-top action give this novel a cinematic feel. Ramesh has a singular voice, and readers will come to understand how and why he has made the decisions he has. This tale should appeal to fans of the 2021 Netflix series The White Tiger, or possibly films such as Parasite and Slumdog Millionaire; the latter is referenced in the novel.—Laurel Bliss, San Diego State Univ. Lib.

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