How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them.

All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters?

Monsters get killed.

In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back.

How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is a paranormal romcom featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles, big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them, and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.

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How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them.

All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters?

Monsters get killed.

In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back.

How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is a paranormal romcom featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles, big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them, and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.

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How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

by Marie Cardno
How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen

by Marie Cardno

Overview

Sian's world thinks she's dead. Trillin's dimension wants to make sure of it. And the place they escaped to together just threw a dragon at them.

All Sian wanted was a quiet moment to make out with her new girlfriend. Instead, she and the adorably monstrous Trillin find themselves trapped by a world whose fairytale magic has very strict ideas about who gets a happily-ever-after. Princesses exist to be rescued. Heroes do the rescuing. And monsters?

Monsters get killed.

In a world where happy-ever-after has teeth, Sian and Trillin are going to learn to bite back.

How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is a paranormal romcom featuring ridiculous gender and genre roles, big swords and a woman who doesn't know how to use them, and shapeshifting true love winning against all odds.

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9781991196897
Publisher: Paper Road Press
Publication date: 07/27/2023
Pages: 142
Sales rank: 487,757
Product dimensions: 5.50(w) x 8.50(h) x 0.33(d)

About the Author

Marie Cardno grew up in Ōtepoti Dunedin and now lives somewhat further north, halfway between the sea and a French bakery. She writes stories about love, magic, and strange and wonderful worlds.Marie's debut, How to Get a Girlfriend (When You're a Terrifying Monster) won Best Novella at the 2023 Sir Julius Vogel Awards. How to Get a Date with the Evil Queen is her second book.Find Marie online at mariecardno.com.
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